Fondue Is Just Cheese And Bread, My Friend.

Adult women who have stuffed animals on their bed have the most fucked up kinks.

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

*checks the age gap between me and my favorite actors*

also me:

You guys, I looked into it and this is legitimate. According to Wikipedia, Nielsen has been a trusted name since the 1920s, first measuring what radio stations people listened to. In the 1950s, they got into television ratings and now they’re measuring the popularity of stuff online. I can’t believe they’re gonna start paying me to watch youtube videos… I’m truly living in 3019

It took me less than 5 minutes to sign up here

I might be screaming into the void but why did NO ONE TELL ME THAT ALL OF US STRANGERS IS A DEPRESSING ASS MOVIE. I thought I was just going to enjoy some Andrew Scott and Paul Mescal kissing. BUT NO AND NOW I AM EXtREMELY SAD.

You know it’s love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you’re not part of their happiness.

Julia Roberts

This porno didn’t fuck around

Making the apocalypse fun since 2296! Fallout gag reel

me watching the Avengers: Infinity War trailer: 

oh, you sexy thing! Adam Driver’s fighting scenes, set to an appropriate music ;)