My Stardew Valley Farmer Profile. I Probably Put Way More Effort And Time Into This Than I Should’ve.

[start ID: A Stardew Valley farmer profile for my farmer Samuel Izawa and a little bit of Shane because I love him. Each piece of info is in their own boxes overlaid over a screenshot of the game in fall.   First main box has a drawing of Samuel and Shane holding hands. Samuel’s gesturing towards Shane while looking at the viewer and saying, “This is the hottest man alive.” Shane’s smiling and blushing and has one hand on his face in embarrassment as he says, “Sh-shut up, dork…” There’s a little black and yellow junimo standing at their feet facepalming and saying, “freakin’ hell why are they like this.” There’s little boxes containing info scattered around the drawing for each character. Samuel’s says, “Samuel Izawa. He/They. Age: 28. Height: 5 feet 6 inches. Japanese Okinawan.” Shane’s says, “Shane Finch. He/Him. Age: 29. Height: 5 feet 1 inch. Korean/Caucasian.” The junimo’s says, “Yo-Yo. He/It/Any. Age: ???.”   Second main box has the in-game profile picture/sprite of Samuel and info saying their farm is called “Maehama Farm” and produces flowers, honey, fruit, milk, and eggs.  Third box contains Samuel’s bio, which says, “Died in our world, woke up in a Joja cubicle. Has never played Stardew Valley before, so he’s winging it on whatever vague knowledge he has and what Yo-Yo tells him. They’re an awkward, cheesy, anxiety-ridden, tired nerd who just wants to cuddle their cows and feel like it’s okay for him to just exist.”   Fourth box gives more info on Yo-Yo the junimo with a drawing of him lying on his side propping his upper half up with an arm like he’s posing for a photo shoot. The text says, “Yo-Yo’s deep lore: He’s like a magical girl mentor mascot but if they swore a lot and sounded like Danny DeVito. Yo-Yo’s a nickname. Its real name is Yoba.”   Fifth box just has two headshot drawings of Samuel showing how he has an intimidating resting face if he isn’t aware of anybody looking at him, but when he does notice he is all bright smiles to hide the sad. :end ID]
[start ID: Text and three simple drawings providing extra info on Yo-Yo the Junimo. The upper half of the image has text boxes that say, “More Yo-Yo deets: 1. Samuel is in a magical girl-esque contract with Yo-Yo in which he has to fight monsters and stuff. In return, Yo-Yo gives him special powers (AKA access to some game features and cheats). 2. This isn’t Yo-Yo’s true form. It just enjoys being a little guy. 3. Implies that he’s the one who brought Samuel into the game, but has never outright admitted it.”  First drawing: Yo-Yo is got his arms raised in disbelief, an eyebrow raised, as he says, “it’s ME, Yoba! y’know—like from DA BIBLE????” There’s a little doodle of Samuel in the corner looking confused and going, “uhhh.”  Second drawing: First part shows a close up of a book Samuel’s holding in their hands. The cover says, “So Your Ass Got Isekai’d. By Yoba.” Second part shows Samuel looking disheveled and staring down at the book with scrunched eyebrows. Yo-Yo is on his shoulder, leaning casually against his cheek, saying, “yea I dabble in a bit of writing.”  Third drawing shows how Shane first meets Yo-Yo. Shane is in bed and was apparently fast asleep when he was abruptly awakened by Yo-Yo grabbing his face and yelling, “WAKE UP your boyfriend is in MORTAL PERIL!!!” Shane looks properly shocked and is yelling, “WHAT THE F—“ :end ID]
[start ID: A dramatic edgy drawing of Samuel in mainly black/white/gray because I thought it’d be fun to do. It starts with white text at the top of the image showing a conversation between two unidentified people. The first person says, “So what do you think about the new farmer?” The second says, “The farmer? I’m not sure…”  Below the text is Samuel in the mines, back facing the viewer, but his head turned enough to show one glowing yellow eye staring at the viewer. One hand is dragging a sword behind him coated in monster blood. The other hand is resting on a glitched out Stardew Valley inventory screen with multiple coding text boxes also glitching out behind it. Yo-Yo is peering at the viewer over Samuel’s shoulder, eyes also glowing yellow ominously. There’s text at the very bottom of the image that says, “There’s just something about them.” :end ID]

my stardew valley farmer profile. i probably put way more effort and time into this than i should’ve. :’)

i just had too many ideas ok!!! i’m obsessed!!!!

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Hey! I thought your talk on stream about your go-bag and what's in it was interesting, but I process text better than audio, so I was wondering if you had advice on putting one together? It's fine if you'd rather not! Thanks either way!

Okay! Note that some of these things are gearing up in prep for sudden homelessness or natural disaster (tornados, personally) but some are just generally good things on hand you might need to keep. Also, some tips involve a car, skip those if they dont apply.

You're going to want a backpack or duffle bag with comfortable enough straps that are thick and sturdy enough to hold the weight of everything you are carrying while also keeping you balanced. I got my blue one at a charity give away for students in poverty, those heavy duty school bags for textbooks, but you can thrift the same bags for around $5-$10, at least in my area.

What I have in the front pockets, in smaller ziplock bags:

Ziplock bag of first aid supplies (bandaids, gauze, sterile wipes, ect)

Small hand sanitizer, bottle or wipes.

Baby wipes, water based.

Matches

Small travel deoderant, small travel shampoo, travel hairbrush, and the bare minimal needed for a 'freshed up look' of make up like concealer, mascera, and face wash. Good for spucing up for job interviews if you end up in a situation where you're living out of your car, and can't acsess a full bathroom.

Menustration products. Pack SEVERAL if you are someone who bleeds, or a few if you just want some on hand just in case for someone else you are with.

Mouthwash, toothbrush and toothpaste. If you don't have enough room, opt for mouthwash/toothpaste combo, and just rub it on your teeth.

Self-protection, dependant on what you prefer. I keep pepper spray and a tazor in the car at all times, and in the bag if not out in the console.

Pocket knife and scissors. You never know when you might need to cut something.

If you can get some and they fit in the bag: Gloves meant for gardening. Thick enough to protect you if you go dumpster diving. I have a list of tips of safe and legal dumpster diving here.

What I keep in the main pocket of the bag:

A large gallon ziplock baggy with emergency clothes in it, consisting of: Pants, short sleeve T-shirt, and 3 pairs of underwear/socks. If you can fit it, slip a long-sleeve shirt in there as well. Keep a 'nice shirt' like a button up or something 'nice casual' in there for job interviews.

You're going to want a jacket in your go-bag, but since they can be bulky, it might be best to just leave one in your car. Also good for when you're out somewhere and just get cold suddenly.

RAIN! I have a small one-person umbrella in the side pocket of my bag, and a yellow poncho from walmart in main pocket. I recommend having both, but its fine if you just can fit one.

A bag of COMFY clothes, aside from the intial emergency clothes. For me, I call it the pajamma bag, which just has a pair of sweatpants, T-shirt and fuzzy socks.

FOOD AND WATER. I keep ziplock baggies of non-perishable food in the bag like: granola bars, slim jims, fruit gummies, cans of preserved fruit, ect. You need to pack at least 2 bottles of water. I think I freaked out Twitch stream a little bit when I pulled out 6 bottles of water out of the bag, but I'm telling you: the more water you can carry, the better.

The 'entertainment satchel', which is basically anything that you can do that doesn't require electricity like your phone does that can keep you busy. For me, it's a ziplock bag of a journal/sketchbook with some colored pens. This can be a small book or something.

A sewing kit. One of those travel ones, the tiny tin ones. Comes in handy plenty of times.

A water-tight folder/baggie that will protect legal documents for you. You probably wont keep them in the car, but if you can grab them on your way out, keep them safe in something they can't get damaged in.

A portable battery, a cord for charging your phone and extra wall thingie to plug it into. You can get a decent battery for around 20 bucks on amazon, and your car and public spaces like a library can let you charge your phone.

PETS! If you have a pet with you, PLEASE pack the things needed for them ahead of time in your go-bag. Doggy bags and treats and food and the like. I'm a cat person, so I keep three ziplock baggies: one with treats, a large one with food, and one with cat litter in it. You can usually grab a cardboard box by a dumpster for a make-shift litterbox if need be.

Depending on who you talk to, money may or may not be a smart thing to keep in your bag, but I say keep at least $50 of cash in there for absolute emergencies, if you can afford to store it.

An extra pair of shoes. If they don't fit in the bag, you can store them in the car, or tie them to hang off the bag if you really need them.

Also, not really go-bag related, but I suggest keeping a blanket in your car. If you don't have a car, they make blankets with straps that you can attatch to your backpack, or you can take a long sock or piece of fabric, wrap it around a rolled up blanket, and tie it to your bag. It might not look aesthetic, but it'll be worth it to have it.

Change out the items in your bag every couple months, usually as it starts to get colder or hotter. Currently I'm changing out my stuff from summer items to winter items, like warmer clothes and what not, so I had the bag already near me to show twitch chat. Thanks for everyone that came by Twitch chat and talked by the way, it was fun!


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"WIFE HIM UPPPP"

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FAMILIAR FAMILIAR MASTERPOST

If you want to see my general info (and also which tags to look at my other art, click here)

FAMILIAR FAMILIAR MASTERPOST

FAMILIAR FAMILIAR is a self indulgent TOTK AU where Link and Zelda traverse the wild lands of Hyrule together. There are ruins to be discovered and monsters to be eaten.

This project is a linktober challenge that will extend past the month of october. Please be patient with me as this is entirely being funded by a hyperfixation and the support of beloved patreon backers (ty patreon backers). Pls note fanart, fanfics, and spinoffs are perfectly fine as long as credit is due!

Chronological Order (updating as we go!)

1. Blood Moons and Headaches

2. Basement Adventures

3. Basement’s Adventures Haunted

4. Basement’s Extra Haunted

5. Lost (and found)

6. World’s Endin, Purah’s Stressin

7. Concern about Death Mountain

8. Goron City and Yunobo

9. Death Mountain vs Oversized Railgun

10. The Sage of Fire

11. Interlude

12. Goodbye Eldin!

13. Rained In

14. Skyview Towers

15. Close Call

16. Welcome To The Swamp

17. A Guide Named Yona

18. Sidon’s No Good Very Bad Two Months

19. Authority Issues

20. Lab in the Sky

21. The Water Sage

22. Reprise

23. Century Idol

24. Safe Travels

25. It’s Free Transportation

26. Song of Perseverance

27. Crack in the Maze

28. Looking for Lunch

29. Pirates, in MY Hyrule?

30. Ghost Ships

31. Great Fairy Cotera

32. Arm Collection

33. Mushrooms and Cheese

34. Three Headed Public Menace

35. Back into the Basement

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37. It’s Free Spine Residue

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39. Wet Sand

40. Fight or Flight

41. Flooded Desert

42. Gut Conductor

43. Riju’s Bug Zapper 9000

44. The Shroud Bringer

45. Weight of Responsibility

46. Ghost Nap

47. Restless Dead

48. Lightning Sage

49. Surcease

50. Kept Promise

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(EDIT; Due to work and bills, Familiar Familiar will be returning June, just to give me some breathing room! Sorry for the wait)


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Sebastian: Bitch, what's for dinner?

Farmer: ...grilled cheese

Sebastian: ...

Sebastian: If you ever let me talk to you like that, you better smack the shit outta me.


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