I NEED THESE YOI FILE MERCH…Y’ALL JUST TAKE MY MONEY

Victor’s failed Seduction

So I was rewatching Episode Three, and I noticed something.

Victor was trying REALLY hard to get Yuuri to notice that he was supposed to be the inspiration of Yuuri’s Eros.  I mean after giving Yuuri the assignment of figuring out what Eros means to him, Victor waltzes into the bath and does this:

And requests Yuuri to take a photo of him in the bath to post online.  Now the thing is, Victor’s been staying at the onsen for at least three weeks already, if not more.  So he should have 1) have already requested a picture in the baths before and 2) subsequently have known about the rule that photographs were not allowed in the baths.  

I’m under the impression he asked specifically to get Yuuri to look up and acknowledge his naked form.

“REALLY!?”   Yes really Victor, you knew that already, you’re shameless.  Yuuri doesn’t take the bait and instead reiterates the rules.

Which then brings us to dinner, where Victor positions himself in front of Yuuri with his yukata wide open

I see what you’re doing there Victor… 

Yurio see what’ you’re doing there… unfortunately for you, Yuuri has NO IDEA what you’re doing there. 

Pork cutlet bowls.  THAT’S WHAT EROS IS TO HIM!  Sorry Victor, you gotta up your seduction game.  Evidently flaunting yourself in front of the man does NOTHING for him.  

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

IVE DONE THIS BEFORE AND MY COAXH WASNT HAPPY EITHER SHE WAS SO FUCKING CONFUSED AND UPSET

Yurio, after changing his program mid-competition: Yakov, we tried things your way and it didn't work.

Yakov: No, we didn't.

Yurio: I tried it in my head.

the H word

Victor, in a hushed frightened whisper: They say… if you turn off all the lights in the rink and say “puck” 3 times, a you-know-what player will appear and bodyslam you into the plexiglass wall

Yura and Beka: the horror 😱

Yuuri: actually that sounds kind of hot. Puck, puck,

Victor: huSBAND?!!

No offense to hockey 😅 I just love that hilarious fic trope where the figure skaters are so dramatically APPALLED at the more violent ice skating sport. And because I remembered people who used to say “H-E-🏒-🏒”

One of our favorite scenes haha~ :D Who doesn’t love gross sobbing. 

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

(Yuri on Ice Spoilers)

I COULD SO WRITE ABOUT THIS AHHHHHH

In memory of what could have been.

YURI ! ! ! on TOUR

Get them as keychain here on my tictail!

Since Yuri on Museum is officially closing down (not sure if permanently or temporarily yet) TeleUsa has been posting some final photos of the costumes from the exhibition and they are beautiful, as always.

Look at them while you can, this might be your last opportunity!

Also fun fact: apparently they had to saw the feet of the mannequins off to make the skates fit perfectly and that’s both nightmare fuel, and hilarious.

BRO THIS IS SO CUTE AND ADORABLE THIS IS SUCH A GOOD CHRISTMAS GIFT!!!!

IT MUST BE SHARED!!

Seasons greetings and happy shinny things to you all.

i’ve always wanted to draw that butt squeeze