Hey I’m Carlos.

might fuck around and replay sr1 again for this mf

Now this video took awhile to edit but I think it’s funny

OH SHIT SPOKE TO SOON

Rocky Rakoon I’ve had enough 😭 Corey already saw the video they made of Bob so Istg if Sr Pelo sees it… 💀

"who.. are you?"

charlie the unicorn hyperfix has officially ruined me im so sad over them

also im. so upset with how roffle turned out. both in the show and my drawing. so im not showing the roffle version

I wish we had some of this in the new saints row

Saints Row 5 Wishlist !

so, saints row 5 is expected to be officially confirmed in early 2020, so i figured i’d make one of these. you know, bc i’m trash. @volition

1.) bring back stilwater; and for the love of god, update it a little so it’s not the exact same map as 1 and 2.

2.) more interaction with npc’s; you can greet other saints, antagonize rival gang members, greet or antagonize pedestrians. 

3.) give us special events where you can run into homies (johnny, shaundi) on the street. even if it’s just a small interaction, or the beginning of a side mission, i don’t care.

4.) give us the option to attempt to recruit rival gang members to our side. i think that’d be hella interesting; if we fail for some reason, we have to fight them.

5.) GIVE US MORE TROY BRADSHAW CONTENT PLEASE GOD

6.) and not the ugly-looking troy we got in sr2, we need snack!troy back please.

7.) a better police notoriety system. maybe they’ll chase you and give you a ticket for hitting another car and running? if you rob a store or hit a pedestrian, they chase you with the intentions of arresting you, but don’t just start shooting to kill until you pull the first move.

8.) BRING BACK CARLOS MENDOZA.

9.) i also want a more in depth romance system. even if it’s just a parody of more serious games with more serious romance systems, i still want it. 

10.) whoever you romance gives you a special nickname.

11.) give the game more replay value by setting the character on a certain romance track depending on the choices they make. this isn’t a must in my book, but it could be fun.

12.) get rid of the super powers and aliens. they were fun in 4, sure, but it’s time to take the boss back to their gang roots.

13.) LAURA BAILEY !

14.) tobias and laura, even if it’s just for activities.

15.) bring back freckle bitches, cowards.

16.) bring back diversions such as muggings, store hold ups, ho-ing, etc.

17.) and bring back cutscenes for the start of activities. it gives more incentive to finish them, i think.

18.) a version of shaundi that’s still a little uptight, but way more laid back than she has been.

19.) bring dex back as one of, if not the, main antagonist(s). maybe you can try to redeem him instead of killing him? maybe he can be a romanceable character who the protag hates but also loves?

20.) every major homie should have a home or base where they can be seen acting idly; drinking, eating, shooing the protagonist out of their bathroom so they can use it, sleeping, etc.

21.) let us buy cribs again; and if we can buy them, we should be able to customize them again.

22.) this one is just wishful thinking but; maybe a first person mode?

23.) keep the cartoonish graphics, it fits the game more than realistic graphics would tbh.

24.) our choices in the game should carve what ending we end up getting, at least a little bit.

25.) kinzie and matt trying to get used to the gang life; they can’t just hack their ways into other gangs hideouts this time. 

26.) donnie joins the saints, finally, but only after doing a few missions to earn his trust. after unlocking him, we should be able to take our vehicles to his shop and get a discount on customization.

27.) the protagonist has a few missions dealing with their daddy issues and such.

28.) bring back the loyalty missions from 4, where the protagonist has the option to do them or not. maybe the loyalty missions are just homies inviting the boss out for a drink, or maybe they go to fight a few gang rivals, whatever.

29.) pierce or johnny keeps calling the protagonist and asking them if they want to go bowling. the player can choose to answer it, but the protag sounds a little more irritated every time they do.

30.) old gang members from old rival gangs sometimes try to take down the protagonist.

feel free to add your own!

ough charlie the unicorn hyperfix moment (credit to the human designs of roffle and lolz -  @merkingskull​ ) (roffle and lolz are explaining fnaf lore to him shhh)

Kellen goff has a lot of freaks but I don't watch anime, but seriously his vocal range

Yes I know I've made one before on my side-blog, but I couldn't help but make this based off of an idea by @thingumadoodle.

I had tried to post the video in the reblogs but Tumblr was having none of it -_-

train of thought

I HC that blue and pink didnt just die. When the cubes create the “Corpse Puppets” they dont just kill the original host but essentially keep their conciousness dormant to control the body. This way they have access to the hosts memories. 

This is also why Post posession blue and pink remain close and why pink seemed to lose interesst in tormenting blue after seeing their distress and turned them too. Because the  chaos spirits still reconized remnants of the original emotional connection within pink.

After the chaos spirits were banished by charlie he stumbled across blues and pinks bodies. I like to think that due to the magic he posessed given to him by startaur he was able to bring them back , granted they have no idea what happened and he has to fill them in but he finally gets to meet the real pink and blue and maybe even befriends them in the process- 

Startaur remains loyal to charlie and charlie even if not obviously stating it cherishes the company. 

Together they set on to find others who have survived the banishing of the chaos spirits. others who arent too far gone to be brought back. 

(Kiss, Date, or Block {Spooky Month}) I made a Spooky Month Quiz! Go and try it out if you want!