(via Charlie The Unicorn And Llamas With Hats Randomness) Making A Book About These Two Series If Anyone

This is doing so well on TikTok, so I’ll post it here too

got the llamas w/ hats book last week 😏😏

I wish we had some of this in the new saints row

Saints Row 5 Wishlist !

so, saints row 5 is expected to be officially confirmed in early 2020, so i figured i’d make one of these. you know, bc i’m trash. @volition

1.) bring back stilwater; and for the love of god, update it a little so it’s not the exact same map as 1 and 2.

2.) more interaction with npc’s; you can greet other saints, antagonize rival gang members, greet or antagonize pedestrians. 

3.) give us special events where you can run into homies (johnny, shaundi) on the street. even if it’s just a small interaction, or the beginning of a side mission, i don’t care.

4.) give us the option to attempt to recruit rival gang members to our side. i think that’d be hella interesting; if we fail for some reason, we have to fight them.

5.) GIVE US MORE TROY BRADSHAW CONTENT PLEASE GOD

6.) and not the ugly-looking troy we got in sr2, we need snack!troy back please.

7.) a better police notoriety system. maybe they’ll chase you and give you a ticket for hitting another car and running? if you rob a store or hit a pedestrian, they chase you with the intentions of arresting you, but don’t just start shooting to kill until you pull the first move.

8.) BRING BACK CARLOS MENDOZA.

9.) i also want a more in depth romance system. even if it’s just a parody of more serious games with more serious romance systems, i still want it. 

10.) whoever you romance gives you a special nickname.

11.) give the game more replay value by setting the character on a certain romance track depending on the choices they make. this isn’t a must in my book, but it could be fun.

12.) get rid of the super powers and aliens. they were fun in 4, sure, but it’s time to take the boss back to their gang roots.

13.) LAURA BAILEY !

14.) tobias and laura, even if it’s just for activities.

15.) bring back freckle bitches, cowards.

16.) bring back diversions such as muggings, store hold ups, ho-ing, etc.

17.) and bring back cutscenes for the start of activities. it gives more incentive to finish them, i think.

18.) a version of shaundi that’s still a little uptight, but way more laid back than she has been.

19.) bring dex back as one of, if not the, main antagonist(s). maybe you can try to redeem him instead of killing him? maybe he can be a romanceable character who the protag hates but also loves?

20.) every major homie should have a home or base where they can be seen acting idly; drinking, eating, shooing the protagonist out of their bathroom so they can use it, sleeping, etc.

21.) let us buy cribs again; and if we can buy them, we should be able to customize them again.

22.) this one is just wishful thinking but; maybe a first person mode?

23.) keep the cartoonish graphics, it fits the game more than realistic graphics would tbh.

24.) our choices in the game should carve what ending we end up getting, at least a little bit.

25.) kinzie and matt trying to get used to the gang life; they can’t just hack their ways into other gangs hideouts this time. 

26.) donnie joins the saints, finally, but only after doing a few missions to earn his trust. after unlocking him, we should be able to take our vehicles to his shop and get a discount on customization.

27.) the protagonist has a few missions dealing with their daddy issues and such.

28.) bring back the loyalty missions from 4, where the protagonist has the option to do them or not. maybe the loyalty missions are just homies inviting the boss out for a drink, or maybe they go to fight a few gang rivals, whatever.

29.) pierce or johnny keeps calling the protagonist and asking them if they want to go bowling. the player can choose to answer it, but the protag sounds a little more irritated every time they do.

30.) old gang members from old rival gangs sometimes try to take down the protagonist.

feel free to add your own!

i just finished the red asphalt quest and it made me realize just how much i love carlos

claude but with komi san face expression

Random ass post of shit I've made.

Idk if I should post more because I do have a lot.

Funny coincidence that one of my saints row Oc’s name is Lyric 😭

Early concept explorations of Matt Miller and an unused character named Lyric from Saints Row: The Third!

right. so, anyways

Risqué pic

Scenario: Shigaraki has an online girlfriend who he loves very much. One night, she sends him a risqué photo of herself which leads Shigaraki to get a lil excited.

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His girlfriend was such a tease. She just HAD to send him that photo right when he was in front of everyone in the league. Just her... full-blown naked on screen. The look on his face was priceless, he was utterly shocked as was the rest of the league.

Shigaraki couldn't help but get hard almost immediately before standing up and quickly heading to his room, not before Dabi jokingly shouted. "Don't forget to lock your door!" He said with a snicker.

That bastard. Shigaraki slammed his room door and locked it before walking over to his bed and sitting on it, looking over the picture again. God...his girlfriend was so beautiful, just staring at the photo made him even more excited as he felt his pants get tighter to the point it made him uncomfortable.

Shigaraki couldn't hold it any longer as he quickly pulled off his pants, kicking them off his legs as he slowly started to touch himself through his boxers. Rubbing his fingers around his clothed cock. The thought of her, and the thought of that photo...was making him drool. He wanted her to be there with him so bad. He wanted to take her here and now in real life. But this would have to do for now.

Just thinking about her pretty face, her sexy voice, her amazing constructed body...made him even more turned on as he started to take off his boxers, leaving him bare underneath. He took his dick and started to stroke it slightly. Precum already coming out just a bit from now turned on he was.

Shigaraki was making up fake scenarios in his head as he kept stroking his cock. He twitched and let out shaky breaths and moans as he did. At this point, all he could think about was her. Shigaraki fastened his pace, whimpering and moaning more and more louder. Not caring if anyone else in the base heard him.

Thoughts of her filled his mind. He was on cloud nine...he was imagining everything he'd do to her as he kept quickening his past more and more. He wanted her so badly.

Shiggy was closing in on his limit...he felt like he was going to explode any minute now, but he kept going. Wanting to finish his fantasies and go as far as he can before releasing. He started to shakily call out his girlfriend's name in moans. It's all he could think about other than his pleasure as he was at the very edge of his release.

Eventually, Shigaraki couldn't hold back anymore and let out a loud moan which filled his entire room as he came everywhere. He fell backward on his bed and panted. Trying to calm down from the high of his orgasm.

Once he calmed down, he got up to clean himself off before texting his girlfriend, who had been waiting for his reply since she sent the photo.

"Thank you, babe. I put that to good use."

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Hope you enjoyed reading!!

{btw the ending kinda ass cuz I'm bad at writing endings 💀 not to mention I ain't know what to put at the end}