My Friend Carlos Is The Dumbest Person I've Ever Met

“Why is there no Straight Pride parade??!?!?!”

“Why no #WhiteLivesMatter?????!?!?”

“Why is there no Straight Pride parade??!?!?!”

“Why is there no mens rights activism!???!?!?!”

“Why is there no #CisLivesMatter!!!??!?!”

There’s a reason we have It. As a reminder that our rights have been taken away in the past. Be happy you don’t fucking have it.

you: birds aren’t that great

me: 

you: holy shit

That's my bird

A perfect duet.

ALWAYS BE BEEPING (even during bath time)!

What do you do when you feel fine during the day but come home and all of this sadness comes rushing onto you like a wave?

I need a Zelda pun but I don’t want to triforcing it.