Wait A Second, Am I Tripping Balls?

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My math teacher is so cool okay

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when people don’t know that famous movies are based of books

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

Do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry

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A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.

“I think it’s raining,” says the man.

“No, it’s snowing,” replies the woman. 

“How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!” exclaims the man. “Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?”

“Definitely raining,” Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”