Crows + @screenshotsofdespair

the amount of jokes about men being sexually assaulted in media is just. wild. like i just watched a scene where a woman is pressuring a former boyfriend to make out with her, and he keeps trying to casually convince her to do something else, and then when he tells her he just sees her as a friend she shoves him and locks him in a storage closet. and this is seen as a funny situation and "wow you must have broken her heart!" instead of like. a gigantic red flag.

the intimacy of sleeping together, but not in a sexual way. the intimacy of feeling the warmth of their body in a cool room. their hands hugging you tightly. the intimacy of synchronized breathing. sleepy half-kisses. feeling safe. feeling warm. waking up and realizing how much you love them. how precious this is. finding the happiness on the tip of your fingers, brushing their hair. closing your eyes again. pulling closer. falling asleep.

are people really having sex?

like actually

are we sure people are really doing that

reminder that if you’re questioning your gender, “what do I want?” and “what will make me happy?” tend to be much more useful questions than “what am I, really?”

Please be 100% committed if you’re giving/getting a kitten this Christmas. via

theres a hole in the wall in my brothers’ room because they were fighting (for fun not anger) in there once and one of them knocked the other into the wall so hard his head made that hole, so they put two small skeletons in there for decoration

get your own chemical romance this one is mine

A series of images my brain blasted me with before work this morning about a Rottmnt and Phineas and Ferb crossover.

Donnie: Behold! My lab!

Phineas and Ferb: wide starry eyes of delight and awe

Phineas: hey Donnie, want to help us with this [engineering project of the day]

Donnie: wide starry eyes of delight and awe.

Raph and Mikey playing with Perry the platypus ("he's so cute!) and generally hanging out with the rest of the pnf gang.

Leo (bursting through the door): Guys, I SWEAR, I saw the platypus don a little hat and pull out a ray gun or something I'm NOT CRA-

Leo eyeing the platypus: "I'm onto you..."

Perry and Mayhem straight up having a car meme umbrella academy moment and just giving each other a curt nod

Doof: Why, Perry the Platypus, I swear to you that mechanical robot rampaging through the city is not me! It's calling itself a Turtle-Eating Dragon, and you KNOW I end every invention in -inator!

Candace and April wearing shades 😎