My Son Who I Hate

Cecil? I have to go. Be patient with me. We have our phones. We have our voices, and you have the best voice of them all.

or, the lines from wtnv that truly messed me up

HOLY FUCK‼️😱

Food Case Say from Local Droid has been turned into a marketable plushie, and he needs YOUR HELP!!! To save him, give us:

•Your mom's credit card number

•Its expiration date

•The 3 crAAAAzy numbers on the back

Hurry!!! Before it's too late!!!

i think living in a cottage with a sapphic polycule would fix me actually

the amount of jokes about men being sexually assaulted in media is just. wild. like i just watched a scene where a woman is pressuring a former boyfriend to make out with her, and he keeps trying to casually convince her to do something else, and then when he tells her he just sees her as a friend she shoves him and locks him in a storage closet. and this is seen as a funny situation and "wow you must have broken her heart!" instead of like. a gigantic red flag.

TRANSGENDERISM WILL OUTLIVE CIVILIZATION

this is who ur following btw

living for the feeling of his stomach against my back when he breathes in while we spoon

It was kind of interesting to me that out of all the people in our training group, the ones that were the quickest to form social bonds were the people from way out in the country and the city people just kind of quietly kept to themselves.

But I was definitely accepted as one of the bumpkins.

okay but "the symbolism is Real and Trying to Kill You" is my favorite kind of symbolism

I can domesticate him.