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A series of images my brain blasted me with before work this morning about a Rottmnt and Phineas and Ferb crossover.

Donnie: Behold! My lab!

Phineas and Ferb: wide starry eyes of delight and awe

Phineas: hey Donnie, want to help us with this [engineering project of the day]

Donnie: wide starry eyes of delight and awe.

Raph and Mikey playing with Perry the platypus ("he's so cute!) and generally hanging out with the rest of the pnf gang.

Leo (bursting through the door): Guys, I SWEAR, I saw the platypus don a little hat and pull out a ray gun or something I'm NOT CRA-

Leo eyeing the platypus: "I'm onto you..."

Perry and Mayhem straight up having a car meme umbrella academy moment and just giving each other a curt nod

Doof: Why, Perry the Platypus, I swear to you that mechanical robot rampaging through the city is not me! It's calling itself a Turtle-Eating Dragon, and you KNOW I end every invention in -inator!

Candace and April wearing shades 😎

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Cecil Palmer:

✅ has an actual tumblr blog

✅ gay in 2012

✅ was twinkified and sexymanified earlier

✅ canon dilf and wears cat ears to work

✅ was at dashcon

Reigen Arataka:

❌ none of these

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the intimacy of sleeping together, but not in a sexual way. the intimacy of feeling the warmth of their body in a cool room. their hands hugging you tightly. the intimacy of synchronized breathing. sleepy half-kisses. feeling safe. feeling warm. waking up and realizing how much you love them. how precious this is. finding the happiness on the tip of your fingers, brushing their hair. closing your eyes again. pulling closer. falling asleep.

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Future etymologist speculating that “kek” is an onomatopoeia based off the sound frogs make