I Want To Lick Your Small Intestine 🫣

the amount of jokes about men being sexually assaulted in media is just. wild. like i just watched a scene where a woman is pressuring a former boyfriend to make out with her, and he keeps trying to casually convince her to do something else, and then when he tells her he just sees her as a friend she shoves him and locks him in a storage closet. and this is seen as a funny situation and "wow you must have broken her heart!" instead of like. a gigantic red flag.

get your own chemical romance this one is mine

*explodes into a shower of gore and when the red mist clears i'm completely fine but wearing a different outfit*

Cecil Palmer:

✅ has an actual tumblr blog

✅ gay in 2012

✅ was twinkified and sexymanified earlier

✅ canon dilf and wears cat ears to work

✅ was at dashcon

Reigen Arataka:

❌ none of these

This pride I would like for people to be normal about aroallos

is the tgirl wearing a collar doing it because she has a fetish, or just because it's a cute accessory? is the gay man in leather and a pup mask actually being "indecent" or is he just dressed up like a dog because it's fun? are drag queens doing it because crossdressing is sexy or because drag is an expression of who they are as a person? does the furry walking around in full suit have a boner under their outfit or do they just like cosplaying as their cute cartoon squirrel oc?

you will never know. you can never tell. sometimes even the people doing these things won't have an answer. is it a sex thing? is it kink? who fucking knows! there is no line! public expressions of sexuality aren't immoral to begin with, but if you make any attempt to suppress them, you have to decide what is and isn't allowed, and you are going to get it wrong. there is no way to untangle kink from personality and hobbies and interests. kink does not even necessarily involve sex. sometimes it's just self-expression and vulnerability and sharing a particular dynamic with another person. sounds a lot like (checks notes) literally every other human experience that exists.

i'll say it again: the person wearing a leash in your vicinity is not sexually assaulting you. they're just wearing a leash.

Forced genital inspection is 100000% MAGA.

The rape culture. The misogyny. The abuse of children. The toxic piety.

They are all TRUMP.

FEMA is doing an emergency alert test on all TVs, radios, and cell phones on October 4, 2023, at approximately 2:20pm ET.

If you live in the US and you have a phone you need to keep secret for any reason, make sure that it is turned off at this time.

Yes, I'm doing this months in advance, and yes, my blog has very little reach, but I figure better to post about it more than less.

Please reblog and add better tags than mine, I'm bad at tags.

tis the season to remember Medjed aka The Smiter, an invisible egyptian deity with laser eyes and nonbinary swagger:

rotating them gently in my mind as they do a spiffy little dance number

"no kink in public don't walk your partner on a leash where other people might see" and just let him run into the fucking road??????