Starting a compilation
Duke: I have a stalker
Tim: It's okay.
Duke: How is that okay?
Tim: Don't worry, I've been stalking them for months.
Duke:....
Duke: You've been stalking my stalker?
Tim: Yup, and to be honest, they're nothing special. You can do better.
Duke:...
Duke: Jason, he's doing it again!
Jason: Oh for the love of--- he just got out of rehab!
Absolutely stunning
i did mlp redesigns earlier, so now its time for mlp as humans/equestria girls redesigns! (but this time i put way more effort into drawing ðŸ˜)
click on pic for better quality lol
reblogs appreciated ♡
Dudes healthcare is so fake. My ADHD meds are $940 without insurance. But they gave me a website of "coupons" which straight up looks like a scam website, and I got it today for $60! Just a coupon from a random website and it was $900 cheaper. America, I am confusion!! America explain!!
New Challenge!! Is the man on my dashboard
a) Jesus Christ
b) Odysseus
c) Jayce Talis
d) Jonathan Sims
"bUt hE hAd a fAmILY"
so does my goddamn sister born with a mental disability, chronic pain, heart problems, and a possibility for spinal problems when she gets older when our insurance got cancelled so we couldn't afford physical, occupational, and/or speech therapy.
So does my other younger sister, with a number severe allergies and asthma, needing an epipen but us being unable to afford it.
so you can fuck right off with that
tucks you in and kisses your forehead then shows you my knuckle tats that say SEEP TITE
Welcome to random trending, fellow person
why does mcr randomly start trending every week or so y'all are giving me a heart attack
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