You’re Laughing. Everybody Has Come Back To Tumblr Bc Every Other Social Media Site Is Breaking Just

Britain is already one-upping the Wonka scam by making the LEGO Dashcon ballpit real

an extra hour in the brick pit

*wakes up and immediately checks that the gunman is still at large* oh thank goodness

they're out here trolling the NYPD w/ fake tips and the cops are so desperate that they're listening lmfao

HE WAVES AT THE CAMERA SLAY

BCBS: Yeah if your surgery takes longer than our admin staff with no medical training thinks it should, you have to pay out of pocket for the anesthesia.

UHC CEO: [assassinated in the street]

BCBS: ... You know we were just joking about that anesthesia thing ha ha we would never. We love keeping our brains inside customers happy.

Go free little isopods!

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you have encountered a group of trilobites! reblog to help them on their journey

did u hear they are making people who love and care about you. they are calling them “friends” and you can find them online if you post weird enough!

I know they're just trying to stop random idiots climbing on it, but the total lack of explanation makes this sounds like every government warning in a horror movie ever.

anyway who wants to go find out what secrets and treasures are on the boat with me