I've Seen Enough Horror Movies Starring Upper-middle-income White Families Stuck In Spacious Haunted

Brian Thompson went into work every day and made decisions that he knew would lead to death and suffering on a truly obscene scale, all in the name of profit. He was a murderer and a monster whose atrocities eclipse those of anyone on death row.

The fact that his weapon of choice was a bureaucratic system that is legally recognized as legitimate does not make him any less culpable for the lives he and his ilk have destroyed, and in fact only allowed him to hurt people on an even larger scale.

I am only saddened by the fact that his death will in no way impede the apparatus he was in charge of from continuing to hurt people.

i love humanity

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maybe if that united healthcare shooter knocks out 33 more CEOs he'll be up to 34 felonies and he can run for president...

I love this so much.

RICH ASSHOLES :The CEO of UHC was callously gunned down in cold blood this morning in Manhatten. The 50 year old victim was a loving husband and father. We offer the family of the victim our deepest condolences...

EVERYONE ELSE : CEO Down! 🥳 Pop off another one little killer baby! We rooting for you! Witch side of Tumblr already casting protection spells for you.

I hope the CEO of united healthcare gets stuck in queue at the pearly gates indefinitely while terrible Muzak plays and an angel’s voice very occasionally calls out “Your afterlife is very important to us. Please stay in the line” and then his entrance is denied.

If you’re an American federal employee and got an email saying “it’s ok to quit your job.” Do not, for the love of everything, quit your job. This is purely a scare tactic to get rid of as many people as possible without legal consequences.

honestly with all the symbolism the guy did (deny defend depose, veterinary gun, monopoly money) i would not be surprised if he was a tumblr user

Can we all just openly admit that we’re secretly cheering on the uhc ceo assassin and hoping he never gets caught?

Stop pussyfooting around. The man took out a prolific serial killer that was simply protected by enough company layers to manage to legally absolve his individual responsibility.

I don’t give a fuck about his blood money kids or wife. They knew what he did for a living.

If you think this is me condoning violence, get a grip and clutch your pearls elsewhere.