REBLOG THIS IF YOU THINK THAT YOUR INTERNET FRIENDS DESERVE THE WORLD AND EVERYTHING BEYOND THAT.

eminem = wise elf king

slim shady = dark elf form after succumbing to corruption

it's healthy for academics to have professional feuds. enrichment activity

"Did you hear about what [insert celebrity] did -"

Jumping spider mimic planthoppers in the genus Rhotana

Photo 1 by tenebrionidfan, 2 by gancw1, 3 by budak, and 4 by deeqld

This woman was arrested for WORDS.

We should rally for her as much as the guy who actually shot someone. Push back.

not reblogging the total ragebait i saw on my dash quick someone make up something else for mebto be mad at

Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.

It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.

Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.

i feel like a lot of discourse around identities could just be boiled down to “you could not pay me to care about this”