Not Into Men But I Tweak Out Every Time I See Bucky Barnes The Way Straight Men Do When They See Their

world order so messed up i’m back in my 2010s snl era. give me every piece of stefon and seth meyers content you’ve got

man there was just something so special about the scene where joaquin finally tells sam about the pressure he feels to be perfect, in order to live up to the standards sam set as falcon. like you can just tell from the look on his face that sam really needed to hear that: that as much as he struggles to fill steve’s shoes, somebody else is struggling to fill his. because sam is a hero—someone that kids from all around the world probably look up to, who makes people feel safe, who can always be counted on to get back up and make the right decision, super serum or not.

I’m so easily persuaded into a ship. All I need is one good piece of artwork and I’m like, yeah I see it. I approve.

so my sister (who is too young have electronics and therefore is not in a fandom, but knows what it means when I say I “ship” two characters) made me these custom minifigs

According to her, Bucky is made up of Jurassic World hair, an austronaut’s head, an unidentifiable chest piece and long-anonymous limbs. Sam has Jurassic World hair as well, Nick Fury’s face and Peter Parker’s chest piece. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ye-olde-trash-panda is the one who asked for a pic haha

still can't get over the first time bucky is introduced into sam's personal life, he flirts with his SISTER WITHOUT EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT?? y'all saw that look in his face ik he was a PROBLEM in the 40's!!!

okay no but the WILDEST thing is that he said "who the hell is bucky" in the first place. if you really think about it, in context it's actually pretty damn funny. here's this amnesiac assassin whose mask gets pulled off, and he pauses to mug at the camera, and when steve recognizes him, he takes the time to say HIS FIRST REAL LINE IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE, "what the fuck did you just call me?" then is only unable to shoot steve because he gets kicked and exploded.

perfect movie 11/10 no notes

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

Canon is consistently my biggest hater

honestly props to Bucky for being such a whore that everyone falls in love with him even though he has definitely tried to kill all of them at some point

i saw this in that fucking thunderbolts trailer and screamed out loud like someone had hit me with a car. it’s THAT serious to me.