This Fictional Man Is Taking Over My Life

It’s ok to miss Steve and even prefer him but literally just don’t be racist about it why is this such a hard concept to get😭

moments in bottoms (2023) that have permanently altered my brain chemistry in no specific order

"omg ive always wanted one of these" *holds up a normal grey hoodie*

hazel's "why would you lie to me :(("

when complicated by avril lavigne started playing and we got a scene of josie walking broodily and sad while kicking a can on the ground

"so maybe ill buy a gun" "noOo"

"im gonna fuck up some football players and im buying a gun"

"YESSSSS YESSSSSS QUEENSSS SLAAAAYYY YESSS"

"is it because i said amelia earhart was a fake hero?"

when pj basically attacked hazel with her tongue

that kiss also being like the best kiss ive seen on tv in the last 10 years like unironically im so serious

josie and isobel making out covered in blood

the guy who wanted to blow the school up and literally wrote "BLOW UP SCHOOL" in his diary

"i know you're a black republican but you're the smartest among us"

"im not (gay). i just like gay porn"

hazels mom sleeping with jeff

"i FUCKED your mom" when the mom joke is actually real but also it makes your gf break up with you

hazel

just hazel she's so pretty pls give me a chance

that whole final fight scene

the football team that would kill a player every 20 years and was going to kill jeff by putting pineapple juice, to which he is deadly allergic, in the sprinklers???????????????????

"yes hazel, let's do terrorism"

*does the terrorism*

TWICE

again the guy that wanted to blow up the school who went THAT WAS MY THING after the tree blew up. he was holding a bomb button thingy. where was the bomb. what. let's go back to that for a second. hello. where was the bomb

horny freak #1 horny freak #2

SEBASTIAN STAN Backstage at The Late Night with Seth Meyers

sam wilson has become one of those characters that i was pretty neutral on when they were first introduced but people give them so much unwarranted hate that ive been pushed into being an avid defender and now they’re genuinely my favorite character

I am BEGGING people who post buckyxreader fics to stay out of the sambucky tag literally PLEASE WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO I’m not happy about this

I just think the entire fandom needs to come together to collectively sue John Walker for copyright infringement for saying “on your left”

i saw this in that fucking thunderbolts trailer and screamed out loud like someone had hit me with a car. it’s THAT serious to me.

I cant imagine seeing a trained assassin on national news then a few years later he’s in congress😭😭

listen i cannot express how much i Do Not Go Here but my partner does and i feel deeply compelled to say: this is a grade-A dyke. this is the heartthrob of any major 90s boyband. this is a lesbian who shows your girlfriend what she's missing out on by being with you. absolute loverboy who finds an obscene amount of joy in carrying a girl's bags. what i'm saying is that if ANYONE tries to claim this slick-haired CHAIN-NECKLACE-WEARING FIRST-ATTEMPT BUTCH (?) is anything even REMOTELY straight and cisgender you will know that our lesbian culture and aesthetics are finally and fully being coopted. because this is a HOMOSEXUAL. she is deliberately trying to attract WOMEN with this look. and if we can LIE about this as a society what won't we lie about. this will be the beginning of the end. disney will try and call her their first gender-nonconforming cis straight character as if it's groundbreaking.

she also punches terfs. thank you

IF WE LEARN HOW TO LIVE LIKE THIS / MAYBE WE CAN LEARN HOW TO START AGAIN

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