No Thoughts, Just Bucky Caring Alpine In His Jacket

i miss a fictional man so instead of talking to someone real i made snoopy pfps of him

my biggest hater will always be the girl that said she shipped Bucky and Yelena and said Steve’s ending was cute then acted like I was insane and actually recoiled when I said I ship Sam/Bucky and Steve/Bucky💔💔

good morning to her and her only.

moments in bottoms (2023) that have permanently altered my brain chemistry in no specific order

"omg ive always wanted one of these" *holds up a normal grey hoodie*

hazel's "why would you lie to me :(("

when complicated by avril lavigne started playing and we got a scene of josie walking broodily and sad while kicking a can on the ground

"so maybe ill buy a gun" "noOo"

"im gonna fuck up some football players and im buying a gun"

"YESSSSS YESSSSSS QUEENSSS SLAAAAYYY YESSS"

"is it because i said amelia earhart was a fake hero?"

when pj basically attacked hazel with her tongue

that kiss also being like the best kiss ive seen on tv in the last 10 years like unironically im so serious

josie and isobel making out covered in blood

the guy who wanted to blow the school up and literally wrote "BLOW UP SCHOOL" in his diary

"i know you're a black republican but you're the smartest among us"

"im not (gay). i just like gay porn"

hazels mom sleeping with jeff

"i FUCKED your mom" when the mom joke is actually real but also it makes your gf break up with you

hazel

just hazel she's so pretty pls give me a chance

that whole final fight scene

the football team that would kill a player every 20 years and was going to kill jeff by putting pineapple juice, to which he is deadly allergic, in the sprinklers???????????????????

"yes hazel, let's do terrorism"

*does the terrorism*

TWICE

again the guy that wanted to blow up the school who went THAT WAS MY THING after the tree blew up. he was holding a bomb button thingy. where was the bomb. what. let's go back to that for a second. hello. where was the bomb

horny freak #1 horny freak #2

thunderbolts* was so awesome. we watched yelena belova blow up a building in the first like ten minutes. we watched ava starr kill a woman and then tsundere her way into saving her new friends twice. we watched alexei shostakov flirt with bucky barnes so heavily that sam felt it from across the world and instantly divorced him. we watched john walker develop self-awareness in real time and fight it the whole way. we put the main cast into the torment nexus for a few hours. and the lesson we learned? you can't run from bipolar disorder, but the power of friendship is still supreme.

So now I’m waiting for Sam’s cameo in thunderbolts* bc it’s going to happen(it’s not) and I will be patiently waiting(it’s not happening) and then Sam is going to say he loves him back(they won’t be interacting) and then they’re going to kiss(this will not be happening)

I’m actually going crazy bc how’d Twitter manage to dox Bucky Barnes😭😭

as someone who completely missed the avengers tower 2012-14 era here on tumblr, it's been really awesome to see a small resurgence of it for thunderbolts*

Bucky isn’t dying in thunderbolts* I fear this is the best news I could’ve possibly recieved

I fear the brainrot has spread to the rest of the body 😔