So. Who’s Gonna Do It. Who’s Gonna Be The First To Write The Fic With Bob And Yelena Crawling Around

IF WE LEARN HOW TO LIVE LIKE THIS / MAYBE WE CAN LEARN HOW TO START AGAIN

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moments in bottoms (2023) that have permanently altered my brain chemistry in no specific order

"omg ive always wanted one of these" *holds up a normal grey hoodie*

hazel's "why would you lie to me :(("

when complicated by avril lavigne started playing and we got a scene of josie walking broodily and sad while kicking a can on the ground

"so maybe ill buy a gun" "noOo"

"im gonna fuck up some football players and im buying a gun"

"YESSSSS YESSSSSS QUEENSSS SLAAAAYYY YESSS"

"is it because i said amelia earhart was a fake hero?"

when pj basically attacked hazel with her tongue

that kiss also being like the best kiss ive seen on tv in the last 10 years like unironically im so serious

josie and isobel making out covered in blood

the guy who wanted to blow the school up and literally wrote "BLOW UP SCHOOL" in his diary

"i know you're a black republican but you're the smartest among us"

"im not (gay). i just like gay porn"

hazels mom sleeping with jeff

"i FUCKED your mom" when the mom joke is actually real but also it makes your gf break up with you

hazel

just hazel she's so pretty pls give me a chance

that whole final fight scene

the football team that would kill a player every 20 years and was going to kill jeff by putting pineapple juice, to which he is deadly allergic, in the sprinklers???????????????????

"yes hazel, let's do terrorism"

*does the terrorism*

TWICE

again the guy that wanted to blow up the school who went THAT WAS MY THING after the tree blew up. he was holding a bomb button thingy. where was the bomb. what. let's go back to that for a second. hello. where was the bomb

horny freak #1 horny freak #2

no because it’s really really important to me that in a world where we’re so used to the heroes punching and shooting their way to victory, thunderbolts* went out of its way to show us that the void is still very much a part of bob, and bob is their friend, so they’re going to accept every facet of who he is and give him a soft place to land, even if that means they’ll have to be the ones to pull him back from the darkness every single time. because that’s what friends family will do for each other, no questions asked.

whenever I see “catfa” I read “captain America: the falcon and” and that not important at all but I wanted to share

love love love how steve went from small to Big especially since it shows how he was truly the only true success of the serum. but can you imagine if the serum was successful but he stayed small. like he was cured and just as strong but he continued to be a tiny lil guy. like he would've had even more issues getting the respect and recognition he deserved as a leader but once he did just IMAGINE all these big soldiers following around the tiniest twink you ever did see. with the highest honor and reverence you could give to someone. and then the twink pulls open some iron bars and you realize you gotta start running

not now babe I’m witnessing a divorce

love that there was no scene in Thunderbolts where everyone debates saving Bob. there is no question that that man is out of his depth despite creating a crater in a mountain and surviving a hail of bullets. the wettest of wet cat men

blond Bob Reynolds’s was such a jumpscared omg

thunderbolts spoilers btw!!

I also talk about self harm so just be cautious of that as well

I hope I did the expand thing right but idc what anyone says I’m interpreting that one scene in thunderbolts as a allegory/metaphor for self harm. it’s kinda wild that marvel was ballsy enough to do that but they actually depicted the general vibe and emotions that come with it surprisingly well for a superhero movie and it was really cool to see. I’m normally not this serious but it was something that was really sweet to see and it and sweet to see how the whole team was there for him idk it was comforting

post credit scenes aren’t TECHNICALLY canon right???