I Hope The Person Who Edited This One Seb's Photo From Tfatws With Long Hair Can Finally Experience Fully

moments in bottoms (2023) that have permanently altered my brain chemistry in no specific order

"omg ive always wanted one of these" *holds up a normal grey hoodie*

hazel's "why would you lie to me :(("

when complicated by avril lavigne started playing and we got a scene of josie walking broodily and sad while kicking a can on the ground

"so maybe ill buy a gun" "noOo"

"im gonna fuck up some football players and im buying a gun"

"YESSSSS YESSSSSS QUEENSSS SLAAAAYYY YESSS"

"is it because i said amelia earhart was a fake hero?"

when pj basically attacked hazel with her tongue

that kiss also being like the best kiss ive seen on tv in the last 10 years like unironically im so serious

josie and isobel making out covered in blood

the guy who wanted to blow the school up and literally wrote "BLOW UP SCHOOL" in his diary

"i know you're a black republican but you're the smartest among us"

"im not (gay). i just like gay porn"

hazels mom sleeping with jeff

"i FUCKED your mom" when the mom joke is actually real but also it makes your gf break up with you

hazel

just hazel she's so pretty pls give me a chance

that whole final fight scene

the football team that would kill a player every 20 years and was going to kill jeff by putting pineapple juice, to which he is deadly allergic, in the sprinklers???????????????????

"yes hazel, let's do terrorism"

*does the terrorism*

TWICE

again the guy that wanted to blow up the school who went THAT WAS MY THING after the tree blew up. he was holding a bomb button thingy. where was the bomb. what. let's go back to that for a second. hello. where was the bomb

horny freak #1 horny freak #2

Just woke up to this news

listen i cannot express how much i Do Not Go Here but my partner does and i feel deeply compelled to say: this is a grade-A dyke. this is the heartthrob of any major 90s boyband. this is a lesbian who shows your girlfriend what she's missing out on by being with you. absolute loverboy who finds an obscene amount of joy in carrying a girl's bags. what i'm saying is that if ANYONE tries to claim this slick-haired CHAIN-NECKLACE-WEARING FIRST-ATTEMPT BUTCH (?) is anything even REMOTELY straight and cisgender you will know that our lesbian culture and aesthetics are finally and fully being coopted. because this is a HOMOSEXUAL. she is deliberately trying to attract WOMEN with this look. and if we can LIE about this as a society what won't we lie about. this will be the beginning of the end. disney will try and call her their first gender-nonconforming cis straight character as if it's groundbreaking.

she also punches terfs. thank you

“THAT LITTLE GIRL KICK YO ASS HUH”

“AAAAAGHHHH”

-sam wilson & bucky barnes

2021

I have an irl who knows me on here(if you’re seeing this hi queen) and I don’t think I can ever get on his nerves again bc he’ll pull up my posts and it’ll be really embarrassing

Okay, now somebody make them kiss

“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional

I’m actually going crazy bc how’d Twitter manage to dox Bucky Barnes😭😭

stefon funko pop, my love

how many aura points did i lose talking to my crush abt sambucky and tfatws 💔