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fandom: omg this fandom is so dead. no one makes new content.

content creators: hi, no, we’re still here. making new stuff. lately people haven’t been reblogging as much for some reason, but -

fandom: sometimes i can still hear their voices…

Omg this is killing me it’s so cute

How are penguins not extinct?

For only $20 you too can fuck Satan

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS CREAM. TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK. 

MEMORIZE THE PACKAGING SO YOU MAKE SURE YOU NEVER BUY THIS CREAM FOR YOURSELF OR ANYONE YOU LOVE.

This post is about vaginas. My vagina in particular. I get yeast infections pretty regularly, and until recently I was able to afford to see a doctor who could prescribe me fluconazole.

Fluconazole, a drug also known by the brand name Diflucan, is a small pink pill. You take two pills a few days apart from each other to restore balance and harmony to your bountiful folds. I’ve never ever had a bad side effect from taking this pill.

Cut to November 2016. I’m a recent college grad without reliable health care coverage in the process of finding a job. And I’m dealing with a yeast infection. Before I moved out of state, my previous doctor told me about Miconazole. She said it was as effective as the pill and hallelujah, it’s over the counter! I decided to purchase the cream pictured above. This treatment only lasted 3 days, a convenient time frame for my schedule.

The application process was a little messy, and some of the cream came in contact with my vulva and labia. Within 5 minutes every piece of skin that had come in contact with the cream, excluding my hands, was on fire. I wanted to scream it was so painful. I began frantically searching for what I should do online. 

I found a whole forum of people on drugs.com who had experienced something similar. These comments saved me, and these were just on the first page. There were 33 pages total, the earliest dated July 2009.

I was writhing in pain at 2AM when I found this forum (which I found by searching “my vagina burn itch hurts after miconazole” on Google). As soon as I read these comments I threw the devil cream directly into the trash and jumped in the shower. I didn’t feel any actual relief until I reached in and scraped the cream out of me. I paid $17 plus tax on this bullshit, but I could have just as easily ripped up my money or paid someone to not hurt me. 

The moral of the story is that vaginal health care is is completely fucked up because we don’t have access to an over the counter cure for yeast infections that is safe for our bodies and also YOU SHOULD NEVER BUY THIS CREAM EVER.

Reblog to save a vagina.

When your dad tries to guilt trip you into visiting him: “well I guess I’ll just spend the weekend all by myself...”

You say “glad to know we’re on the same page.” Slowly, he will have to adapt to just outright telling you what he thinks instead of playing mind games.

When your friend tries to hint that they’re mad at you without saying anything: “Oh, I’m fine, clearly you don’t need to worry about me,”

You say: “I’m glad you’re doing well. Call me if you want to talk, though!” Soon enough, they will accept that they can’t be passive aggressive with you.

When your boyfriend says: “All your friends are great, I really love *insert male friend* especially.”

You say: “I’m so glad you like my friends! I should invite them back soon.” He needs to understand that if he has a problem with your friends, he needs to just voice his concerns instead of being sarcastic and accusatory.

As someone who has lived through several toxic relationships and has an abusive father, I think one of the most important manipulation tools a toxic person has is excessive subtext and hidden meanings in their conversation. It hides all of the actual fighting from the eyes of onlookers while still hurting you, which is scary and makes you feel like you’re making it all up. Don’t put up with this bs. Make them stop hiding.

Make. Them. Say. What. They. Mean.

Couldn’t watch the episode last night, so I was up at 0500 to watch it. And I cried. There be spoilers here.

3x14:

I am so grateful that Jack told Mac first. Gave him time to process things, didn’t spring it on him 20 minutes before he left.

Mac immediately just saying okay this is what we’re doing next, we’re going after Kovac, get me on that task force

The realization in his eyes

Mac and Jack missing game night. Bozer and Riley giving them a hard time about it. That means that scene continued. Bozer hasn’t seen Mac since he missed game night so Mac didn’t come home?

Hold my hand for science

Mac keeps looking at Jack, and Riley notices

Mac and Jack’s conversation at the buffet table that Riley notices. Mac trying to be cool but inside he’s dying

Also Jack hand picked his replacement. I’m glad for that, but also… I don’t want a replacement

Jack and 00Boze. That was a treat!

“You in the blue dress. You look good”

Dude! I need to write another Mac and Riley on a mission gone wrong!! (I was all kinds of excited, and the cyanide poisoning, and Mac carrying Riley! I’m here for the brother/sister, found family vibe)

Everyone kind of freaking out about Riley

Mac slicing his finger to make the antidote

I KNEW it was the grandmother. As soon as I saw the life alert button on her wrist I knew something was up

Keep track of my Bruce Willis collection

Bozer’s dawning realization about what this means. That Jack won’t be around. That Jack’s really asking him to keep an eye on his kids

Pizza and skeeball when you get back

Oh the one hand, Bozer got a hug. Riley got a hug

Mac got a handshake.

But look at his face.

Look at Jack’s face.

There is no way Jack could have turned around, walked away and got on a plane if he hugged Mac. There were tears in those eyes. For BOTH men

Doesn’t mean I didn’t want a hug

Jack squaring his jaw and walking away.

Please give ME a hug.

Get you a man who looks at you like Steve Mcgarrett looks at Danny Williams.

Get you a man who hugs you like Steve Mcgarrett hugs Danny Williams

Get you a man who indulges all your silly antics  like Steve Mcgarrett does for Danny Williams

Get you a man who loves your family as much as you do like Steve Mcgarrett does for Danny Williams

Get you a man who is there for you during the good and bad times  like Steve Mcgarrett is for Danny Williams

Get you a man who snuggles with you like Steve Mcgarrett snuggles with Danny Williams

Get you a man who will trust and hold on to your words like an anchor when he’s dazed,hurt and confused like Steve Mcgarrett does with Danny Williams

Get you a man who will drive through a wall just to get to you when you’re in danger like Steve Mcgarrett does for Danny Williams.

Get you a man who loves you like Steve Mcgarrett loves Danny Williams

Get you a man like Steve Mcgarrett who does all these because he knows you love him just as much as Danny Williams does.

Solomon’s Shield is the name of the app

OMG Download this!!!! Stop Police Brutality!

Mac: *sees a stranger doing something stupid*

Mac: What an idiot.

Mac: *realizes it’s Jack*

Mac: Wait, that’s my idiot.