What The Fuck Did I Do SO Wrong That I Have To Feel Like This For The Rest Of My Life

I wish nightime lasted longer. it's so bright outside.

hello my goat you are so cool so many ideas so 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Thanks bro 🔥 (ask me ABT hcs)

BACK ON MY BULLSHIT😽

EmiAri and Jeckemily British hcs??? 👀 (and childhood hcs! :3)

I love ur bullshirrrt!!!9]3<…39]~<4

Emiari

- “wanna escape iso w me?” X “no well get in trouble,”

- 97% x 43%

- Ari is friends w all of the teachers

- Ari was told to speak more at every parents evening since year 2

- Emily has beef with every single teacher besides one

- Emily was told she needed to be tested for ADHD at parents evening

- U coming in today x no

- Will both fight a year seven for a cheese panini

- “I didn’t sleep last night (12am)” x “same (running off no three redbulls and two monsters in the same plastic coke bottle shes had for four weeks)”

- Emily is literally known by everyone. Ari thinks it’s weird

- Emily will turn up outside of the school gates on a bmx in a Nike tracksuit during suspension to see ari

- Ari gets picked on less because everyone knows Emily will beat the shit out of them

- matching bracelets >.<

Jeckily

- “wanna escape iso w me” x already out of the door

- 90% x 43%

- Jecka has beef with a majority of her teachers

- Jecka is a burnt out gifted kid

- Emily distracts Jecka from doing her work

- Jecka abuses her toilet pass

- They both know everyone and have beef with a majority of people

- redbulls x monster

- The mugs they take…

- Are always invited to parties

- constant suspension x constant detention

Childhood

- Emily went to breakfast club

- She never did her homework

- was taken out to do extra maths and phonics

- Was allowed in the special room

- Ari was a “pleasure to teach”

- Jealous of the kids who got taken out for extra break time (Emily because she wasn’t allowed to have break with the other kids 💔)

- was always told to speak more

- always sat alone at lunch with her ham sandwich

- Jecka was really clever so she got a shit ton of rewards

- Thrived off of praise she got from teachers but never asked for help on work when she needed it

- Came to school half an hour early because being late gave her crippling anxiety

- Always won the running race on sports day

Sorry if theyre shit im dying rn (I have a cough and a tickly throat)

born to be a wrist cutter, forced to be a thigh cutter 💔

Iapartnelt Im lazy so I've been sent to go cleaning w my nan... 🙂

We’ve been playing Minecraft all day <3

@st4rlight-kayz okay so YK how I was lwk infatuated for like an hour about British co09?? Because (I will never get over this) MY FUCKASS ACCOUNT GOT TERMINATED FOR SOMETHING I DIDINT EVEN DOOOO ⛓️⛓️😔🖤👩‍🎤 im going to doMORE headcanons.. 👅

Anyway

Nicole

Year 10

Her attendance is 72.1%

Uniform consists of: untucked, creased grey-white shirt with the top button undone, fat tie, jumper, rolled up way too high skirt, socks and adidas trainers

In iso 3/5 days a week and basically an after school almost every day 💔

Has no bag, and is surviving off of floor loot.

Pushes past everyone in the corridors and doesn’t give a fuck

Always skipping with jecka

Emily gave her a stick n poke heart on her hand

Always eating in lessons (stolen from a year 7 or ari)

Constantly safeguarded

Picked history, art, music and photography for GSCE (along with English, maths and science)

Middle set for science, bottom set for maths and English

Jecka

Year 10

Attendance is 89.2%

Uniform consists of: tailored blazer, tailored shirt, top button undone, FAT tie, rolled way too high skirt, knee high socks, slip on shoes.

Skips lessons she isn’t taking for GCSE

In iso 2/5 days and lots of detentions 💔

Has a somewhat nice handbag, and most of her equipment (Nicole and Emily r stealing her highlighters 💔)

Asthmatics worst nightmare - always spraying something

Always brushing her hair

Best friends with her french teacher

Always has drama

Constantly safeguarded

Picked triple science, higher french, history and psychology for GCSE

Top set for everything

Emily

year 10

Attendance is 54.3%

If she is at school, shes in iso or on a flexible time table, or skipping.

Uniform consists of: untucked shirt with no top button, no tie, no jumper, no blazer, knee high socks and nike trainers

No bag, also surviving off of floor loot and Ari.

Fights all the time

Shoving year 7’s, 8’s, and 9’s down the stairs and hallways so she can get to the canteen first 💔

Has a toilet pass

Stick n poke heart on her hand from Nicole

Constantly safeguarded

Picked Geography, Art, food tech and PE for GSCE

Bottom set for everything

Ari

Year 10

Attendance is 95%

Uniform consists of: blazer, shirt, medium tie, skirt JUST above her knees, knee high socks and Mary Jane’s

Has an actual bag with loads of charms on it from Megan or Kelly (does get bullied by Nicole, Jecka and Emily for it)

Had a villain arc in year 8

Nicole normally bully’s her into buying lunch for her.

Actually on okay terms with jecka, they just don’t speak a lot

Often chosen to be new kids partners to show them around

Got safeguarded once and never recovered because they were so bad 💔

Picked Geography, art, music and drama for GSCE

In top set for English and maths, middle set for science

Nicole and Jecka are in a talking stage, and like .. that close to dating.

Ari has a FAT crush on Emily but still hasn’t recovered from Nicole, and Emily is too busy scamming year 7’s with empty vapes

Kylar with shove jeffery down the stairs and start crashing out when he gets screamed at WHATSAHSK I DIDNT WVEN DO ANYTHINGJNDJCN??!?

Megan and hunter are like THE couple atm but Megan hasn’t realised her crush on Kelly yet

Kelly is friends with everyone and their mums and always has a face full of makeup

Jeffery has never been late for a lesson before and has 100% attendance

Hunter got beat up by a year 8

Karen is getting nearly £20 a week for doing everyone’s homework, and is friends with the dinner ladies.

Emily and Nicole have beef with the safeguarding leader, and made a hate page about her on TikTok

SLT tremble when they see Nicole, Jecka and Emily enter the school gates 💔

I have soup :3

At the end of the day, I know ill never be what they are to me to them

"unpopular opinion but class of 09 is actually really problematic!!!!" thats the fuckinf point.????