Diversity Win! The Malevolent Entity Possessing Your Body Is Canadian!

sitting on the floor staring at the ceiling do you think John would like the violin. Do you think John would play the violin. Do you think John and Arthur could duet.

An old photo forgotten (or left) in some drawer...

Completely and utterly off topic for this blog, but I’m gonna be so real with y’all- this is my only social media account, and I need to put this into the world.

To whomever saw a pizza box in the passenger seat of a car in a trader joes parking lot, unlocked the door thru the cracked open window, opened the box, picked up a slice, wolfed down most of it, then put the remnants back in the box: just take the whole slice. Nobody wants your leftovers. You sick fuck.

I saw a post that described Arthur as a "shaky chihuahua" and they were absolutely correct.

Ok, bestie is a little gullible. A lot gullible. We will have to work on that.

“…who?”

GOT ‘IM. ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED.

Old favorite character divorced, new favorite character acquired.

STOP MAKING PLANS tho- that’s a narrative guarantee that they won’t happen.

Our lads seem to have forgotten that Arthur conspicuously absconded from the scene of a double murder when he was supposed to be investigating the murder of a little girl. And also having an impressive streak of people in his life suddenly dying. And disappearing after a month-long coma the same night the hospital morgue was broken into and all the lights shattered, with the a murdered woman pulled put of her body drawer. And purchased a gun and fake id. And stole a boat, and the cops who went after him were never seen again.

Fuck shit. Fuck. Not the Parker lore my heeeeaaaaaarrttttt

And be careful of tears blurring your vision whilst driving

Finally started listening to Malevolent and first of all holy SHIT is the eye control thing a great way to have an in-universe reason to give the listener visual details, and secondly, is this series going to be Toxicly Gay or am I a dumb idiot queer who hears a British man being tormented and goes 'oooo they'll be SO unhealthy for each other~'

No major spoilers or anything (as of writing this I've only finished episode two) but do feel free to do to me what I do to new TMA fans, aka vaguely implying shit that the new listener will squint at for being ominous, then return later going 'YOU BITCH YOU DIDN'T WARN ME!! FUCK!!'

Larson may have escaped being murderized but I hope Arthur WRECKS SHOP before getting outta dodge

LOVE the idea of Larson throwing this starving, injured shriveled twig of a man in a hole to die, then coming home to find aforementioned twig has slashed his bed to pieces and stolen his clothes and raided his kitchen and killed his enforcer and maybe even his pet murder-monster too and tracked mud in his rugs and gotten blood everywhere and OH LOOK all his mind-controlled cultists are running free and have unionized—

arthur lester shivering like a feral chihuahua and covered in blood

Love them with my entire heart and praying to god that they’ll one day be able to have a conversation whithout insulting/threatening to kill each other..