The Larson Kids, Few Months Before All Goes To Hell.

Is it ever explicitly stated that John strangled Parker with Arthur's body? Or is that just common interpretation due to the fact that there's no blood meaning he wasn't exactly dismembered like Emily?

Because don't get me wrong, the idea of being very physically killed with the hands of your best friend is deliciously angsty.

But also... The only thing that we know about Parker's death is that he called out Arthur's name before whatever happened, happened. Who's to say that John didn't just magically liquify his organs inside his body? Who's to say that the power of John transferring himself into Arthur's body didn't melt his mind until he literally forgot how to breathe or something?

I'm just saying that as much as I love a bit of angst I think the much more eldritch kinda gory options are really fun to think about, because until stated otherwise there's almost endless possibilities, even eldritch murder methods our minds literally couldn't comprehend.

Kayne is kinda my favourite

When is Arthur’s birthday?

March 30th

When someone inevitably makes an edit of this episode’s great lines such as

“And I ate,”

“My king, you manifest,” and

“You thrive, King,”

please tag me. Thank you.

Brian David Gilbert is a gift to humanity and a curse on mankind.

I just had to get that off my chest.

Oh shit what happened to his daughter for him to react so strongly

Arthur wanted an apple because Larson ate one in front of him, yes?

SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Favorite characters merged. New more powerful favorite character created.

“…who?”

GOT ‘IM. ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED.

Old favorite character divorced, new favorite character acquired.

Malevolent vine