Paddington And Winnie The Pooh Would Be Best Friends And I’ll Fucking Fight Anyone Who Dares To Disagree

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Diserve

they're dragging my ass on willfully misinterpreting jokes twitter

hellow merlin fans :3

Great beginnings

Just got here, hi everyone!

Having a child with Tomura would be like

Tomura: “Your Mom said it’s my turn on the Xbox.”

Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.

My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?

my first offering to the merlin fandom, good god i'm so obsessed. look at what i've done to my boy.

Someone: I thought I told you to not bring any back up.

Arthur: I didn't.

Someone: Who's that behind you then?

Arthur: Oh him? He's not back up. He's my emotional support servant. I bring him along on dangerous situations so he can see how awesome I am.

Merlin: *Waves*

in the age of remote work we should all be visiting friends like they did in jane austen times. is it raining? stay overnight, you'll catch a chill. coming for a visit? why not stay for a couple months, until the roads...get better?

Arthur: i had a thought-

Merlin: i'm so proud of you!

Arthur:... i was thinking of promoting you. But you seem a bit to immature to handle being court sorcerer

Merlin: wait no-