Drag the king out of bed.
Stuff food in the king's mouth.
Write the king's speeches.
Call the king an ass.
Openly admit to planning the king's assassination to his knight.
Drop the king out of a window.
Drop the king's pants in the middle of a meeting.
Call the king a toad.
Constantly call the king derogatory, but admittedly funny, nicknames.
Call the king fat.
Feed the king rat soup.
And much, much more...
Got to meet a pregnant black cat yesterday, never loved a cat immediately more in my life
Forest Dweller
Friends dogo
Born to be a knight of Camelot forced to go to class at unholy hours of the morning
Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.
My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?
Gwaine: (gets Merlin drunk) Merlin: (gushing) he's just so pretty, who gave Arthur the permissions to be that pretty? Certainly not me. (Sniffles) He makes it very hard not to love him, (Cries) Leon: Lancelot: Gwen: Gwaine: Percival: The tavern: Arthur: Arthur: what.
[Arthur and Gwen courting]
Leon: So you like her, huh?
Arthur: Yes.
[Arthur and Merlin flirting]
Leon: So you like him now?
Arthur: Yes.
[Arthur, Merlin, and Gwen dating]
Leon: I don't get it, who do you like? Girls? Boys?
Arthur: *grabs him by the shoulders* YES!
Shigaraki: Fuck you
Dabi: Fuck me yourself, you coward
Spinner, in background: *getting slammed into the ground by Machia*
Spinner: Guys please, I’m begging you to do this later
time traveling au inspired by this post by @mountmortar
feat. confused af arthur and tired at life merlin
more of this au
I like plants and gay stuff, and merlin is very gay
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