Athur: Has anyone seen Merlin?
Lancelot, fully aware Merlin is doing magic stuff trying to save Camelot: He’s at the tavern
Arthur: I just came from the tavern Gwaine said he just left to find Gaius
Lancelot: Gaius is at the other tavern
Arthur: there’s another tavern??
Lancelot: at the next village there is
Arthur: and Merlin went there
Lancelot: yes
Arthur: Because Gaius is there
Lancelot: yes
*later at the next villages tavern*
Arthur: has anyone seen Merlin?
Merlin, slightly out of breath: hi
Arthur: where’s Gaius?
Merlin: You just missed him
Arthur:
Arthur: is this a physician thing? disappearing right before i come in?
Merlin: *shrugs*
Arthur: ok fine come on we’re going back.
Merlin: ah ok i’ll be right out
*Arthur goes out to get his horse*
Merlin, to Gwaine and Lancelot hiding under the table: thanks
Gwaine: how did you two manage to not get caught this long
Lancelot: Merlin told everyone once, they didn’t believe him
January 11th — Happy birthday, Todoroki
Merlin: Freya is banned from the local tavern so we had to go to the next town over.
Freya: They shouldn't call it "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.
Merlin: Cariad, you ate a barkeep.
Someone: I thought I told you to not bring any back up.
Arthur: I didn't.
Someone: Who's that behind you then?
Arthur: Oh him? He's not back up. He's my emotional support servant. I bring him along on dangerous situations so he can see how awesome I am.
Merlin: *Waves*
The way Merlin talked Arthur out of marrying all the girls he was supposed to marry except for Gwen. And I believe that if Merlin had wanted to, he would have talked Arthur out of marrying Gwen as well. In season 4, where Mithian appeared, Merlin was so clearly jealous (I don’t buy the whole: "he wanted Arthur to marry Gwen, so he acted like that" thing). It seems to me that Merlin was deceiving his own feelings. Everyone was keep telling him how much he meant to Arthur, and he was like, “No, that can't be,” like he didn't want to open that door.
chishiya in his hoodie psychologically scaring the fuck outta a poor stupid fool in a corner the minute a game begins
Having a child with Tomura would be like
Tomura: “Your Mom said it’s my turn on the Xbox.”
May or may not decide to online harrass my ex, whatcha think?
King Arthur: [writing, looks up to see Merlin sleeping on his bed]
Cat Merlin: [curled up and snoozing]
King Arthur: [sighs fondly] You're lucky I find you cute either way [returns back to writing, more like doodling a picture of himself and Merlin]
I like plants and gay stuff, and merlin is very gay
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