Mynameisnotwhatyouthinkitis - Plants And Merlin

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Someone: What's wrong with your friend?

Gwaine: Nothing. He's handsome.

Someone: I didn't say he was ugly. I asked what was wrong with him.

The “That’s immoral you shouldn’t write that, we need to get that taken down” discourse on tiktok right now is PISSING ME OFFF

Wdym you want censorship for a literal ARCHIVE are you fucking stupid

Ao3 was literally founded to preserve works that were largely getting taken down due to censorship

Censorship is the opposite of what Archive of Our Own stands for

The TAGS and WARNINGS are there for a REASON. Use them and stop complaining

The universal rule—don’t like, don’t read

It’s THAT simple

Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.

My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?

Having a child with Tomura would be like

Tomura: “Your Mom said it’s my turn on the Xbox.”

I am delirious is 4am

bnha & what they smell like

viv's notes: self-indulgent brainrot, that is all.

tamaki amajiki smells like lavender laundry detergent.

keigo takami smells like cinnamon and apple spice.

denki kaminari smells (faintly) like lemon and sweat.

tenya iida smells like paper and ink.

shoto todoroki smells like fresh mint.

eijirou kirishima smells like cinnamon and axe body spray.

fumikage tokoyami smells like apples and vanilla candles.

shota aizawa smells like clean laundry.

hanta sero smells (faintly) like orange blossoms.

rumi usagiyama smells (faintly) like carrots and vanilla.

Arthur: I'm the king! I make the rules around here!

Merlin: Pardon?

Arthur: Merlin and I make the rules around here.

Unironically, vegans need to be advocating for more and better sheep, llama, and alpaca farms. Wool is one of the best fabrics we have in terms of versatility, longevity and most importantly, insulation. Even wet, it retains 80% of it’s insulation potential.

AND IT DOESN’T SHED MICROPLASTICS

what do they put in large rocks that make u just want to. stand on it.