The Thing That Really Gets Me About This Whole Thing Is They Want Children To Use This Website? I Mean

In honor of the Tumblr exodus:

Supergrass - Time To Go

Y’all

So like, I bought this as a joke (and because it was surprisingly cheap), and totally expected it to just suck. But a nice conversation piece/excuse to never invite my parents over.

But oh, oh I was wrong.

This is the most goddamn incredible mousepad I have ever used. The wrist support, the firmness of the padding, the soft texture, the resistance and responsiveness of the mouse - it’s all perfect.

It is so much better than my one at work, and I am goddamn livid about that. I would totally swap them out, but it’s a fucking booby mousepad so I can’t.

So now I’m tortured by this ludicrously good mousepad on the computer I barely ever use, while I’m stuck using a shitty plastic mousepad for 8 hours a day at work.

this entire website could be deleted right this second and i still wouldn’t move to twitter sorry

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

I’ve expressed many grievances with this site in the past, and don’t get me wrong, I still hate it quite a bit.

But I still have a lot more fun on here than I do on Reddit, Twitter, Facebook, if only because of how much fun we have taking the piss out of ourselves. It’s nothing but shameless self-deprecation and anime tiddies.

That’s why I’ll still be upset when the management finds some way to delete this blog after the 17th.

i know the “ok tumblr children please here are the rules to twitter and please behave” posts are so patronizing and dumb but some of you NEED to know that your likes are public

realizing ive been here since i was 15-16

The anonymous button is not for hate messages and death threats! It’s for confessing your love and asking stupid questions!

a very stupid english teacher: the widow wore a black dress to the funeral because a black dress symbolizes mourning

the very smart student who knows better: lol the author just gave her a black dress because he felt like it. colors never symbolize anything :)

Merry Christmas!!!