OKAY so for this let’s just pretend that that bitch Ramona doesn’t exist and Eric never did the deed with her. ENJOYYYYYYYY
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Eric Bemis was not experienced when it came to sex. He was awkward and nerdy, and most girls didn’t actually know him, and when they did they either knew because of the fact he was a massive nerd or because he was friends with Abby. Well, that was until Y/N had come into his life.
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Repeat after me.
Marc Spector deserves the same love as Steven and Jake.
[Just look at him, he is literally 🥺]
Marc Spector deserves the same love as Steven and Jake.
Marc Spector deserves the same love as Steven and Jake.
Marc Spector deserves the same love as Steven and Jake.
Marc Spector deserves the same love as Steven and Jake.
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Choose your d*ddy bearded 👑 OSCAR ISAAC + beards The Nativity Story (2006) Balibo (2009) Robin Hood (2010) Drive (2011) Inside Llewyn Davis (2013) Ticky Tacky (2014) (short film) Ex Machina (2014) Life Itself (2018) Dune (2021)
OSCAR ISAAC as Pelasgus Theater of War’s presentation of The Suppliants
2589 words, leto atreides x reader x (first order) poe dameron
summary: first order poe wants spice for recreational purposes and you find out what those recreational purposes are
warnings: sex pollen/accidental drug use (dub con); nsfw, 18+; threesom m/m/f
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Im deeply in love with him...
T-This look
Pairing; Alex Law, (fem) Reader Warnings; SMUT, unprotected PiV (wrap it freaks), AFAB reader, subby alex law is best alex law, kisses, cursing, just- Friends to Lovers. Alex is down-fucking-bad Word count; 3.4k
Summary; After inviting you over to work on homework together, Alex begins to understand Juliet when he compared his love for you to Hero and Leander.
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Alex was never good at his studies, he could never fully understand what his professors wanted him to if it was anything other than journalism.
You’ve known Alex since your sophomore year of college. And now, being a senior, you still weren’t used to his bold flirting or the fact you still find random pieces of women’s clothing on the floor when you visit.
Graduation was just around the corner, the professors ramping up on homework and projects, swamping you in essay after essay about pointless things you were never going to use after you left the classroom.
Alex had invited you over when you talked on the phone that morning, saying you both could help each other while Juliet and David were both out at work. To him, it was the perfect excuse to have all of your undivided attention for himself. For you, it was the perfect plan to get done with your hardest essay to date.
Laying on his bed, your legs crossed under you as your eyes narrowed at the lined page in front of you, Alex knew his determination to get any of his homework done was off of the table. Especially after moaning something about your professor and how it was making you rethink your decision on going to college.
You had on his favorite sweat pants of yours, a baggy old T-shirt, and no makeup on. With your class textbook splayed out next to your open notebook, Alex couldn’t help but think you were the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen.
Alex couldn’t keep his legs still, his foot fidgeting, licking and biting at his lips, picking at the edges of his nails. He was nervous that you would notice, and you would do your normal thing of grabbing his hands and asking him what was wrong.
How could he explain to you that he was so head over heels for you, that Juliet compared his infatuation with you to Hero and Leander.
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Reminder that whatever you’re writing, you shouldn’t give up because no one else can put the puzzle together the same way you can. It’s unique to you, so stop comparing yourselves to others. That completely eliminates the whole purpose.
Forbidden love and two hot hearts. Nothing will stop them, but how long can they keep this secret?
OSCAR ISAAC + 🤨
Inspired by this old post
Words (and definitions) as text below cut.
Words to Describe a Voice
Adenoidal: pinched and nasal in tone
Alto: a low female voice, or a high male voice
Appealing: evoking interest, desire, or curiosity; attractive
Austere: severe, uncompromising, or strict; sober, or serious
Baritone: an intermediate male voice, between tenor and bass
Booming: a deep, resonant sound; prolonged or echoing
Breathy: audible, or excessive, emission of breath
Coarse: harsh, or grating; vulgar, obscene, or crude
Croaky: low-pitched and hoarse; croaking
Deep: low in pitch; sonorous tone
Ethereal: light, airy, or tenuous; extremely delicate or refined
Falsetto: an unnaturally, or artificially, high-pitched voice
Frail: delicate, weak, or fragile
Grating: irritating, unpleasant, harsh, discordant, or rasping
Gravelly: harsh and grating
Guttural: harsh, or throaty; sounds formed in back of mouth
High-Pitched: high in volume and/or tone
Hoarse: a low, harsh sound; husky; weak intensity and excessive breathiness
Honeyed: pleasantly soft; dulcet, or mellifluous; flattering, or ingratiating
Husky: a somewhat hoarse, semi-whispered vocal tone
Hypnotic: inducing, or tending to induce, sleep; soporific
Lilting: rhythmic; light and tripping
Lofty: elevated; arrogant or condescending
Low: quiet or deep
Luscious: sweet to excess; highly pleasing; satisfying; cloying
Lyrical: enthusiastic; effusive; melodious; musical
Majestic: lofty, imposing, stately, or grand
Mellow: mild and pleasant; relaxed; soft and rich
Melodic: sweet-sounding; musical
Mesmerizing: completely engrossing, captivating, or fascinating
Musical: resembling music; melodious; harmonious
Nasal: sounds, either partly or entirely, form the noise
Orotund: strong, full, rich, or clear; pompous or bombastic
Plaintive: sorrowful; melancholic; mournful
Plummy: rich, or mellowly, resonant
Raspy: harsh, grating, rasping, or irritating
Resonant: deep and full of resonance; reverberating
Rich: full, strong, deep, or vivid
Ringing: clear, resonant; reminiscent of bells
Scratchy: uneven, irritating, or grating
Shrill: high-pitched and piercing
Silvery: having a clear, ringing sound
Small: humble, weak, soft, or of little strength or force
Smoky: hazy, hoarse, husky, or raspy
Soft-Spoken: soft, gentle, or mild; persuasive
Soporific: causing, or tending to cause, sleep
Squeaky: sharp, shrill, high-pitched
Strong: robust; powerful; intense in quality
Sweet: pleasing to the ear; delicate, or agreeable
Tenor: an intermediate male voice between bass and alto
Thick: husky, or hoarse; not distinctly articulated
Thin: lacking fullness or volume; weak, or shrill
Throaty: guttural, husky, or hoarse
Tight: drawn, tense, or taut
Weak: lacking in force; soft, deficient, or quiet
Wheezy: with a whistling sound, and difficulty breathing
Words to Describe Tone of Voice
Affected: false, or feigned; pretending to possess
Arrogant: overbearing, assuming, insolently proud
Authoritative: positive, peremptory, or dictatorial
Bloodcurdling: arousing terror; horrifying
Boisterous: rough and noisy, rowdy, unrestrained; noisily jolly
Breaking: changing, or collapsing, suddenly
Bright: animated, lively, cheerful, clever, or witty
Brittle: fragile, frail, lacking warmth; having a sharp, tense quality
Cacophonous: having a harsh, or discordant sound
Caterwauling: long and wailing; a howl, or screech
Cheery: in good spirits; cheerful, or happy
Delicate: soft, or faint; subtle; tactful, or cautious
Dry: plain, unadorned, indifferent, or matter-of-fact
Dulcet: pleasant to the ear; melodious
Ear-Splitting: extremely harsh and irritating; loud
Enthusiastic: lively, ardent, eager, or passionate
Faint: soft, weak, feeble, or slight; lacking clearness or volume
Feeble: lacking in force, strength, volume, and distinctness
Flat: without modification or variation; without vitality
Forceful: powerful, vigorous, or effective
Frank: direct and unreserved; straightforward; sincere
Gruff: low and harsh; hoarse; rough, brusque, or surly
Hesitant: wavering, irresolute, timid, or unpersuasive
Insincere: lacking sincerity; sarcastic; hypocritical
Irreverent: lacking respect; flippant
Monotone: single tone, without harmony or variation
Patronizing: offensive and condescending
Pedantic: overly concerned with details and rules
Petulant: impatient irritation; annoyed
Piercing: loud, or shrill; sarcastic, or caustic
Pompous: ostentatious display of self-importance
Pontificating: to speak in a pompous or dogmatic manner
Pretentious: making an exaggerated outward show; ostentatious
Raised: increased in volume
Raucous: harsh, strident, or grating; rowdy, or disorderly
Respectful: showing deference; politeness
Rough: harsh to the ear; grating, or jarring
Sarcastic: using harsh or bitter derision or irony
Screeching: harshly shrill
Serious: grave, somber, earnest, or sincere
Singsong: rhythmically monotonous cadence or tone
Smug: contentedly confident in superiority or correctness
Snarky: testy or irritable; having a rudely critical tone
Snobby: condescending, patronizing; snobbish
Soft: low, or subdued; gentle and melodious
Sotto Voce: in a low, soft voice, so as not to be overheard
Stilted: stiffly dignified or formal; pompous
Strangled: choking, or stifled; gradually cut off
Sullen: gloomy, irritated, morose, or malignant
Trembling: shaking, as from fear, excitement, or weakness
Unapologetic: bold, and showing no regret
Upbeat: optimistic, happy, or cheerful
Warbling: with trills, quavers, or melodic embellishments
Wavering: unsteady, shaky, or fluctuating; begin to fail
Whiny: complaining, fretful, or cranky
Whisper: to speak with soft, hushed sounds