New Discourse: It's Actually Predatory To Date Someone With A Different Star Sign Than You, Because The

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

mdzs fandom will implode every 2 days from people fighting over zhancheng chengxian wangxian or whatever and meanwhile someone on scum villain ao3 will be like yeah just finished another mobingjiuyuanshangyueliu sex pollen 7some canon compliant pwp think I might make a sequel where we toss zhuzhi lang in there too

DnD ideas for the pc: part one

Bard who can only play hot cross buns. On a double bass.

Noble rogue. It’s Red from rise of red.

a cat living in the characters head. Every now and then the cat takes over all bodily functions. The character will have no memory of this ever happening and lives in constant denial. They try to convince everyone else that they are living in a mass hallucination, and the character is the only one who can see the truth.

Seducing every inanimate object in the slight chance of it being something sapient or sentient. Or sophont.

Wood elf. But with a curse that everything they touch, turns to wood.

A Druid who became a familiar to the wizard. Nobody, at least in-game realizes that the familiar is a Druid.

ok but legitimately i think the reason why kids aren’t taking internet safety seriously is because the people who are telling us not to put our personal information out seem so out of touch. no one acknowledges the possibility of meeting very real teenaged friends online, they always say that everyone you meet is a 40 year old white man in disguise. because they aren’t acknowledging things we know are true, it becomes a lot easier to dismiss the rest of what they’re saying as well. internet safety lessons absolutely must keep up with the times and acknowledge the internet’s capacity for good if you want kids to take to heart warnings about its capacity for bad.

Me when I remember that gender exists

The peaks are so lucky Shen Yuan was not raised in the southeast US. Can you imagine, him calling his disciples and the other lords “sweetheart” “honey” “sugar” “baby”? Lives would be lost. Wars would be fought. So much laundry would need doing.

Me and my friends are going to start a new campaign and we’re making rumors

Imma say that I go to the warm red pavilion (but it’s actually to sleep)

Legit cackled

Even as a zelink shipper whenever people refer to Link and Zelda as soulmates it makes me laugh, cause yeah you're not wrong they totally are but Ganondorf is also technically their soulmate in that regard? The poly shippers have gotten around that issue but for everyone else he's literally born to third wheel. No wonder he's pissed, not only does he never get to realize his ambitions he's gotta watch that awkward teenage romance over and over for eternity. It's like he keeps scrolling past his NOTP and the block button isn't working. Bottling the princess just pisses off the other one, and the other one has the invincibility of a Nokia cell phone. What's a born hater to do

So, I'd like to draw quickly some sketches as a little challenge, so maybe give me some ships with this?

[ 1 - @/a-moop, 2,3,4 - @/mcnuggyy ]