Reblog if you agree
Episode 10, sorry but the banquet scene convinced me to watch
it’s for science
Keith is an only child who lives with his mom
he doesn’t know much about his dad; his mom refuses to give any concrete answers save he loved you very much but now he’s not here
he used to care a lot when he was younger
on father’s day when all the kids would make glittery cards for their dads, keith would come home empty handed
when he learned about families, he was taught the nuclear family code; how every normal family has a mom and a dad and a baby and they all live in a big house with their cats and dogs
keith came home crying that day because he didn’t have a dad or a big house or a cat or a dog
his mom marched her way to the school the next day and had a long talk with the principal about the wrong messages that are are being delivered to the children
you don’t need to abide by the nuclear code to be considered normal
a normal family can have two moms or two dads, or no parents and only grandparents; or siblings/caretakers/guardians or just a single mom or dad
there is no rulebook that says there needs to be a mom and a dad in order for the child to be happy
the principal argued back, stating the child’s mental well being which pissed krolia off
keith ended up changing schools in the middle of the semester
since it’s just the two of them, they live in a small, but cozy, apartment
he loves the view of the setting sun
the entire flat would be bathed in a deep golden light
during summers, they pull out a mattress and sleep in the living room since their rooms become really stuffy
the fan will be on full blast but it’s no use; so they will have the windows open
they can hear the cars zooming past and the occasional siren
keith is more of a sportman
after school, he will drop in only to chug down a cold water bottle before he dashes out to play with his friends
loves playing basketball
he prefers doing his homework when his mom is home
krolia comes home by 5 / 6 pm max
she hates making dinner
when she comes home, she just wants to sit back and relax
keith’s teenage years were a nightmare for her since that boy ate like a vacuum cleaner
he would inhale rather than properly chew his food
she loves summers as she can just walk around in her shorts and tank tops
she loathes winters because of all the layers she has to wear
they love watching horror films together
their halloween preparations begin as early as september
they don’t care much for thanksgiving; it’s all about the scares and thrills for them
they will hit all the stores and buy huge bulks of various chocolates, treats and flavored popcorn
but they don’t share any of it with the trick-or-treaters; they hoard it for themselves
keith loved buttered popcorn for the longest time until he switched over to chex mix
it has everything
kroila loves spiced popcorn
every friday and saturday night, they will cuddle together munching on their goodies as they go on movie marathons
if either of them scream loudly and hide behind the other, they don’t say a word about it the next day
krolia is scared of all kinds of insects while keith is terrified of clowns
he fucking hates pennywise with a passion
he’s not scared to admit, he had to sleep with his mom for a whole week after he watched It
they love to play pranks on each other
they try to up the scales with each prank
krolia purposely put in a red sock in the washer making all of keith’s clothes turn pink
he was teased about it for about a month
keith bought a bunch of rubber spiders, threw them on his mom’s bedroom floor when she was asleep
she woke up to the sound of skittering and screamed at the top of her lungs seeing all the “spiders”
keith recorded the whole thing and never let her live it down
keith loves going on hikes even though his mom doesn’t want him to go on his own
there’s no telling who might be out there
he still goes and one day he’s actually followed by a creepy, looking guy
he manages to get away but when he comes home, he’s a mess
krolia yells at him a lot that day
from then on, all hiking adventures are saved for the weekends and during the day time
keith hates all the science
he likes his social studies class more
he only manages to pass his science classes because his mom is super smart and is able to dumb everything down for him
they like to cook together
tacos, enchiladas, pizzas (anything that can be assembled really)
they don’t have the patience for long duration meals especially during school days
during summer times, they like to experiment a lot
krolia loves to bbq
keith always brags about his mom making some of THE BEST bbq foods ever
wings, steaks, kebabs etc. she’s a PRO
keith loves to make popsicles, smoothies and milkshakes
they both love waffles over pancakes
BACON and turkey sausages are a MUST for them
saturday mornings, they laze around in bed
keith would bring their breakfast and they will slowly re-energize
they spend at least an hour just finishing up their meals and watching cartoons
if he’s really lazy, he’ll just bring bowls of cereal (honey bunches of oats with crispy almonds)
if he’s feeling a bit fancy, he’ll make scrambled eggs, toast (buttered for him not his mom), some fruit (they both split a banana and share the grapes and strawberries) and have a side of bacon (he can never get the sausages right)
sundays, they have to get their asses in gear and get all the chores done
usually means laundry, sweeping, cleaning out the bathroom etc
keith takes the longest showers
he would spend hours pampering himself with all the scented shampoos and conditioners
kroila had to learn the hard way to get her ass out of bed and into the bathroom before he did
on her really bad days, kroila loves to take bubble baths so that she can de-stress
she’ll light up the candles, use her special bottles and crack open her favorite romance novel and playing calming music
keith knows not to disturb her during this time
kroila hates grocery shopping
she never knows what to get
once she’s in there she feels like a black hole as she wants everything
once she went out to get a tub of ice cream and brought home some yuccas instead
so keith ends up going along with her much to his chagrin
she’s okay with all other forms of shopping though since she only gets what she needs
they have a monthly ritual where they alternate between picking out a new restaurant to visit
keith loved the last caribbean place they visited a lot
he earned a fond taste of spicy foods while kroila needs things to be on the sweet and sour side
keith’s mom works at a hardware store and is very knowledgeable about fixing things
she would often be called on by people in the building for help
she’s able to make decent money this way but she chooses not to
she’s often invited by men who are lusting after her
once, a man followed kroila home and tried to force his way in
keith, who was about 6 at the time, was frightened but kroila was able to fight the man off with no problem
she called the police and filed an official complaint on him just to be safe
even though he was scared, keith had a baseball bat in hand, ready to strike in case his mom needed help
kroila got teary eyed and after locking the door shut, hugged her boy really tight
they both cried and huddled together that night
kroila tried teaching keith the basics on how to defend himself but he kept holding himself back whenever she urged him to attack her
she enrolled him to several karate and martial arts classes
keith’s favorite show at the time was power rangers
he would imitate the fight sequences the rangers performed
he would get yelled at every time he broke a vase / lamp
when he was 11, he asked his mom if she ever wanted to get married again or have a boyfriend or something
she didn’t; she was perfectly happy with what she has with keith right now and truthfully, doesn’t think she can make time for a relationship
she just doesn’t feel attracted to people that way anymore
keith isn’t entirely sure what she meant by that but he didn’t push it since he was happy with the answer he got
part 2 || part 3
Plz lord in heaven 🙏
Not taking any chances
You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!
Finally something Dreamworks wanted to say about Hiccstrid xD
This is your yearly reminder of when Tumblr banded together to create something ✨️BEAUTIFUL✨️
anyone please ask your crush out like this