I Really Enjoy The Detroit Fam Headcanons! I Would Love To See What Happens When Russian Fam Meets Detroit

I really enjoy the Detroit Fam headcanons! I would love to see what happens when Russian Fam meets Detroit fam. It'd be hilarious and fun and both Yakov and Celestino going "DEAR GOD WHY WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO LET THESE MONSTERS MEET BAD IDEA ABORT ABORT *FUCKING ABORT*" :D

!!!!!!! im cackling omg yes kk so, That Time Celestino And Phichit Visited Yuuri And The Russian Fam In Russia:

Viktor and Yuuri are useless like always but also weirdly productive ??

like???? every time someone looks over they’re draped over each other or giving each other heart eyes 

but by the end of the day at least two things per program have gotten better how did they do this when did they do this?? no one knows

Celestino walks away with a headache. Yakov’s only spared because of exposure

Mila lifts both Phichit and Celestino before lunch. Celestino getting lifted happens because he told Phichit to stop asking Mila to lift him

Celestino yells one(1) time in italian. it was very enthusiastic praise for Phichit, but the Russian skaters do not know this. whispers of Celestino being a part of the italian mafia join the rest of the rumors by the end of lunch

Yakov is not used to skaters who actually listen and then go the extra mile 

“katsuki, chulanont, i did not mean to literally do laps until your legs fell off why are you skating why did you actually listen to me my threats aren’t working like this get off the ice gdi sTOP SKATING LAPS-“ 

poor yakov’s too used to exaggerating, he’s gonna have a heart attack if they keep actually listening to him

(russian fam) “wow, who knew Yakov actually doesn’t want us listening to him? wild" 

Yakov’s either gonna retire or kill them

Phichit and Georgi get into a passionate discussion over how The King and the Skater III is a high quality film that acknowledges its cheesiness and doesn’t deserve any of the criticism/flack it gets and this conversation lasts thru lunch and the next three weeks and subsequent tkats marathon

Yuri, Viktor, and Phichit cry over cute animal videos for 20 min

Celestino and Viktor get into an argument over who has the cuter dog

Viktor and Celestino: *shoves phone in face* look at my Makka/Mack playing with Yuuri, have you ever seen anything this cute?

Viktor and Celestino: *cry over yuuri’s happy smile in the photos*

Yuuri: *cuddles both dogs at the same time* all doggos are the goodest doggos, quality woofers

Celestino and Phichit do not visit Russia again