Any Time I Feel Like Shit I Just Rewatch The Vid Of Those People In New York Reacting To Sans Undertale

I wanted to ship this unironicly but... tHE UNIVERSE SAID "NO FUCK YOU" SO-

L-look... I have no excuse for this.

I fell down the crack-ship to ok-this-is-actually-cute-ship pipeline years ago and with the recent content on the tag... it had me feeling some type of way ok??

ALRIGHT!

YOU KNOW THAT WONDERFUL PHENOMENON OF LUIGI IN A DRESS?!?!

DO YOU KNOW HOW UTTERLY ECSTATIC I HAVE BEEN TO WATCH IT UNFOLD IN ANY SITUATION WITH MANY ITERATIONS AND AAAAALL THE STYLES AND COLORS PEOPLE HAVE IMAGINED?!?!?!

LIKE-

I HAVE SEEN AND READ THIS GREEN BEAN WEARING WHITES, CREAMS, BROWNS, GREENS, PINK, PATTERNS, AND ACCESSORIES THAT HONESTLY ARE ADORABLE AND FITTING FOR THIS SWEETHEART!!!

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! HE DOES THIS FOR MANY SITUATIONS- LIKE GOING TO A BALL, DISPLAYING WENDYS HARD WORK AS AN ASPIRING DESIGNER, BEING A NURSE, FILLING IN AS AN ‘ACTRESS’, DOING A BAIT-AND-SWITCH WITH BOWSER AS PEACH, ON VACATION, AND EVEN WHILE GETTING MARRIED (and DEAR GOSH THE WEDDING DRESSES)!

AND EVEN IF BOWUIGI IS NOT YOU THING- THE REACTIONS FROM BOWSER ARE AN ABSOLUTE DELIGHT TO SEE WITH EVERY COMIC AND FIC I’VE SCOURED FOR JUST TO SEE THAT!

AND LUIGI?!? I LOVE SEEING HIM EITHER BEING VERY COMFORTABLE IN HIS OWN SKIN WHILE WEARING A DRESS OR BEING NERVOUS ABOUT BOWSER’S REACTION THEN GETTING SHOCKED AND PLEASANTLY SURPRISED AS THE KOOPA KING GOES BRAIN MUSH AT THE SIGHT OF HIM (AS IT SHOULD BE)!

I JUST- I love this- ALL of it!

kiss roulette

inspired by the infamous "i want the k" meme by deactivated tumblr user tastcful. send 🎲 to generate a kiss! potential suggestive/nsf.w themes may appear

A kiss on the cheek

A kiss on the nose

A kiss on the forehead

A kiss to the top of the head

A firm kiss

A gentle peck

A romantic kiss

A platonic kiss

A kiss to the eyelid

A kiss along the jawline

A kiss to the neck

A kiss along the collar bone

A kiss on the chest

A kiss to the stomach

A kiss along the hips

A kiss in the rain

An upside-down "Spider-Man" kiss

A kiss while laughing

A kiss underwater

A rough kiss

WILDCARD! Dealer's choice :)

A french kiss/kiss with tongue

A kiss influenced by alcohol/other substances

A sleepy kiss

A kiss that's an accident

A kiss while one or both parties are crying

A kiss in greeting

A kiss in parting

A kiss to the back of the hand

A kiss to the palm of the hand

A kiss to the inner thigh

A kiss while someone watches

A kiss to a scar, birthmark, injury, or other marking

A kiss after a bite

A kiss against a wall

A kiss to the shoulder

A kiss to the back of the neck

A kiss while one party is carried

A tentative kiss

An impulsive kiss

A kiss out of spite

A clumsy kiss

A bloody kiss

there’s a new polish operator in mw3 (swagger), u seen him yet? 👀

He’s got that Polish boy swagger

Spoopy Season Safety

i love you all

Maybe you just need to listen to the amazing devil at a volume that will give you hearing loss and then you'll rediscover the will to live

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four