You Can Make Nearly Any Object Into A Good Insult If You Put ‘you Absolute’ In Front Of It

Someone captured the solar eclipse on an airplane

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

They’re not allowed to get interviewed anymore

when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.