WandaVision But With Starker. Listen, If Peter Had The Ability He’d 100% Do This After Tony Died. Imagine

It's so weird to see posts about Tony and Peter like scenes and stuff... and Immediately think "Oh, Nice! Starker" — and then read the #'s and not see Starker anywhere but see "Iron dad" and "Spider son" in it

But the post is SO STARKER, SO ROMANTIC. Like, how the fuck can you tell me it's just "Iron Dad & Spider son" and nothing else, huh? nah, bro😭💀🙏

But anyway... call it whatever helps you sleep at night ig 🤷‍♀️

~ mystisophia 🍒

I'll never get over this meme 🤣🤣🤣

Translation:

"Movie Summary

Spiderman Homecoming: An older man gives expensive gifts to a minor he met online and asks him to wear tight clothing"

LMFAO

~ mystisophia 🍒

"The legend goes that if your hair stars to curl on its own, then you're in love"

Guess what...

~ mystisophia 🍒

I have a firm theory that people who like Irondad & Spiderson are just repressed, miserable douchebags who expect the rest of us to be as bitter and joyless as they are. Oh yeah, I know you're dying to see and read content where Tony brutally fucks Peter. Don’t f*cking lie to me.

Also, Peter and Tony are not father and son — not in the movies, not in the comics, not in the animated series. Y’all made that up.

That’s why I love it when Starker shippers make “Irondad” content only for it to end up being the dirtiest thing ever. It feels like a parody, and I support it wholeheartedly.

Immoral? Yes, maybe, kinda, and it is totally our problem.

So in summary: don’t judge or criticize us Starker shippers. At least we’re honest, happy, and unapologetically into what we like.

~ mystisophia 🍒

“EEWWWW I ACCIDENTALLY FOUND FILTHY DEPRAVED STARKER WHILE LOOKING FOR MY INNOCENT WHOLESOME IRONDAD!!!”

babes…..the only way you’d find starker is if you are using the / relationship tag instead of the & tag and if you don’t know the difference that’s a skill issue

if you’re gonna be a part of ANY fandom you need to follow basic etiquette, and at the top of that list is ship and let ship and don’t like, don’t read. stop coming into our house and complaining about the structural supports of the damn foundation.

Tysm for the tag @starkerobsession 🥹🫶 !!!

Favourite colour: Lilac and black <:

Currently reading: Nothing, sometimes some stuff on Ao3 but only one shots

Last song: CUNTISSIMO by MARINA

Last series: Supernatural (i'm in the middle of the season 14, I need to finish the show😭😭😭)

Last movie: Easy virtue (such a good movie)

Sweet, savoury or salty: spicy

Craving: pass the first semester of university 😭😭😭 and find more fanfictions in the Hispanic starker community, bc they are the best

Tea or coffee: Black coffe like my soul (😜)

Currently working on: I was doing a mini starker scene for Tumblr but it's so long that it might be a one shot for Ao3... (If I finish it or not)

Tagging: uh... I don't know, I don't know many people here (? so if you want to do it, just do it! <:

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Thanks for the tag @runnning-outof-time! Lovely to see you in my notifs again, darling K!

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Favorite color: Black

Currently reading: I'm not. I've sold my soul to the creative muse and I'm currently tits deep in the writing game with a brand new original piece (first chapter HERE if anyone is interested!)

Last song: Dark Night of the Soul - Mayhem

Last movie: Overboard. Never seen it despite being a massive Goldie Hawn fan, but I'd definitely watch it again!

Last Series: The husband made me watch The Inbetweeners last night. It's so fucking cringe!!

Sweet, Savoury or Salty: Savoury, please!

Craving: Sleep

Tea or coffee: Coffee

Currently working on: As above, my new original piece, Sanctuary :)

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Tagging: @mostly-marvel-musings @call-sign-shark @cillmequick @zablife @jvalentinesworld-cokes-hyna @jemmalynette @ginger-grimm @wonderlanddreamer @lovemissyhoneybee

IYKYK

LMAOO 💀💀😭😭 This is SO acurrate

Reporter: Tony Stark. Describe yourself in three words.

Tony: Good with kids.

Happy (under his breath): Fucking Peter doesn’t make you “good with kids”, Tony.

Tony, smirking: Sure it does. Just ask Peter.

Happy: No thanks.

propaganda that I will definitely be falling for:

-starker

~ mystisophia 🍒

watching "Fellow Travelers" (for the first time) and YOU CAN'T TELL ME that they don't look like Peter and Tony

just- LOOK AT THIS 😭😭😭