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IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

I love this dude

This reporter’s reaction to Donald Trump shitting all over the most obvious softball question is my new most favorite thing of ever.

“i’m sad and idk how to feel better”

“i don’t know what to draw”

“i always mess up”

“BUT I SUCK”

Terry Crews came out and admitted he had been sexually assulted by someone in the film industry, and is now being blacklisted. I have been a fan of his since Idiocracy, and will continue to support all of his work.

So when you wonder why people don’t come forward with their assults, this is why.

please reblog this if your blog is safe for asexuals

(an ace safe space)

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

“no one will read a book if the character is gay.”

Someone just told me that no one would read my novel if the main character is gay.

Like or reblog if you would READ OR BUY A BOOK WHERE THE MAIN CHARACTER IS HOMOSEXUAL.

Reblog if you agree.

Conspiracy theory: staff started the @staff thing so no one would know you’re meant to @support and they wouldn’t have to do work

Happy new year!!! Let’s make the best of it! ^^^^