Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

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I message whoever does 

reblog if you are bisexual, support bisexuals, or if you just like lizards

Dean Winchester with scruff reblog if you agree

Omg I love her already 😂

“Captain Marvel should smile more” “she looks so serious all the time” “she lacks charisma” “she’d look better with a smile”

BRIE LARSON SNAPPED

Edit: Jane Ritt made these photoshops that Brie later posted on her instagram stories, as a response to some random dude on twitter changing the Captain Marvel posters and trailer scenes to make her smile and claiming “i fixed Captain Marvel”.

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My chemical romance

Fall out boy

Panic! at the disco

Twenty øne piløts

All time low

Black veil brides

Paramore

Nirvana

Bring me the horizon

The pretty reckless

Falling in reverse

Sleeping with sirens

Pierce the veil

Palaye royale

Blink 182

Bowling for soup

Green day

Linkin park

If you like any of them I’ll follow you

in another dimension

she/her pronouns

 MAJOR NO WAY HOME SPOILERS! PROCEED WITH CAUTION!

summary: y/n is mj’s older cousin who so happened to accidentally find out about peter’s identity as spider-man. flash forward when the multiverse pops up, y/n can’t help but feel a connection with peter 3.

warnings: SPOILERS! swear words, violence, some angst, fluff, mentions of past death, idk

part two, three, four , five , six

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If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

update: he turned into a pillow he actually went outside but whatever ✌🏼😂