Just Think About It Makes Me Feel Terrible Because Everyone Put Their Blood, Sweat And Tears And Did

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Bro, with a bed like that. MUST BE NICCCEE

Has anyone noticed how genuinely fucking massive Ken's bed is?? 😭😭

Well you're in luck because I did and I got curious so I did the math because I'm insane.

First of all there's a lot of guesstimating when it comes to this because we don't know for sure how far the head and foot of his bed go off screen. I used the context clues that were in the screenshot to assume the relative size. The pillow in the top right corner indicates that the head isn't too far from the corner of the screen; whereas the covers in the bottom left indicate the same about the foot, leading to my approximation of where I think both would be on the left.

As stated in the picture above, the official wiki page for Kenji states in the trivia section that, "Ken is approximately 6 feet tall," meaning we're able to use him to measure the bed. His position in the screenshot is already pretty ok, as in he has one leg stretched straight out and his back is relatively straight as well. I did add a little bit to his height as shown in the screenshot, considering his back isn't completely as straight as it would be if he were standing up, that combined with the fact that his neck is also slightly bent, it just made sense to me. I then took the approximated outline I did of the bed and started measuring it using Ken's estimated height.

The length of the bed came out to be about 2 and 1 fifth Kens, which means it approximately came out to 13 feet and 3 inches, or 4 meters. As for the width, it turned out to be around 1 and 1 third Kens, meaning the total was 8 feet and 3 inches, or 2.5 meters. All in all, his bed is estimated to be 159 inches x 99 inches. Meaning his bed size is bigger than literally any available bed on the market, meaning he got this shit custom made most likely. I just wanna know what bro does in his free time like dude you live alone who you sharing all that space with?? 😭😭

Being (fanfiction) writer be like:

WAIT!... One more thing... I made a homely little Clay Home... She fits in Wally's little back pack I got him! You know, for easy travel! Alrighty, NOW you will here from me later on!

woe studio orange where's my fancy boy

omg, the little texting parts from your recent ez fic were cute! idk if it’s possible, but could you do cute little texts between heartsteel and their so, or maybe a huge gc? I would love to see how you characterize them :)

INCORRECT HEARTSTEEL GROUP CHAT TEXT (ft. gn!reader)

❥ prompt: groupchat with the heartsteel!gang ❥ content/warnings: implied sexual content, crack ❥ characters/pairings: v!Heartsteel! & gn!reader

an: omfg that is legit such a cute/funny idea! ill definitely write up some cutesy heartsteel x reader texts. probably winter holiday themed! get them hot cocoa vibes going. stay tuned for it! in the meantime, enjoy this crack.

[Ezreal:] 😚 wow i wuv you gwuys so much i juwst cant stop *looks down* thinking about you c-can we 😳🍆 *notices buldge* snuggies in my bed because i w-want t-to feew youw wawmth aww uvw me pwease im begging you 😩🙏 i wiww get on my hands and knyees fow you if youww just *whines* p-pet me im a good *moans* boy i sweaw 🥺👉👈

Aphelios has left the conversation

[Kayn:] WTFFFFFF DID I JUST READ!!!!?????????? 🤮🤮🤮

[Sett:] Dude. Stop. You literally made Phel toss his phone into the trash can. 😑

[mcreader:] it's fine. i'm getting it out for him. 🙄

[Ezreal:]😫 but daddIES ive been behaving so so gewd *rubs* fow you i t-t-thought you w-wouwd give me youw miwkies as a p-pwesent🤤🍼 but nyow 🥺 *whimpers* that im a bad bad boy how wiww you punyish me?!! 🥵🥵😏

[Kayn:] OKAY YONE IM READY FOR THERAPY NOW

[K'Sante:] Is it possible to block someone in a group chat? I'm asking for a friend. And by friend, I'm talking about all of us. 🗿

[mcreader:] phels not taking the phone back. he says he wants a new one with a new number. so ez can never contact him again. and i quote 'i would rather jump into oncoming traffic than suffer through one more degenerate copypasta'

[K'Sante:] I think I'm going to vouch for aphelios here. His idea of a new phone and number sounds good to me.

[mcreader:] wait. his hands are moving really fast. i think he's just screaming at this point ??? i probably shouldn't translate most of it. point is he wants his phone to stay in the garbage

[Sett:] Dang. I just bought us matching phone cases too. Guess I can return them. No biggie. 😔

[mcreader:] nevermind. phel took the phone back. we're good. 👍

[Ezreal:] 😵 wowie you guys awe nyo f-fun but thats okay cause iww be wosta f-fun t-tonyight when 🥴👉👌 *snuggles close* im undew nyeath the bwankie with you 🥵👅💦

[Yone:] Unfortunately for you Kayn, at this rate, everyone in this group will need a therapist. I don't think we'll be able to afford it.

[Kayn:]

Toji in the latest anime episode 🐟🐠🐡

I forgot that I even made this (please give credit if used)

Fun fact: I was going to draw a piece of Nick fury and Captain america, but fireworks were going off so loud that I couldn't focus so I said fuck it

I bought a Hat for Wally's Puppet but he is in Storage for the Shift I'm in between, so I put it on Home and I wanted you to See! Humphrey is also back there, in a Different Unrelated Hat!