I Loved It When The Barbie Movie Was Like.. "this Barbie Is Having An Existential Crisis Right Now And

:3c

Imagine Mk grabbed the staff first

Imagine LBD sensed her powers weren’t enough and decided to drop her control and focus on one last illusion

Imagine the staff is so strong you use your whole strength to lift it

Now imagine what that kind of force would do to a human wrist …

Anyways it makes sense why Wukong and MK didn’t fight but a girl can’t help but wonder what would happen if they did <3

Also limited dialogue because I suck at dialogue :P

Bottle rocket under ice

You got to admit; for an evil villain that was very sweet of him no pun intended.

IM NOT OBSESSED YOUR OBSESSED OBSESSED WITH BEAUTIFUL DANIEL IRISH SETTER AND BBY BOY BLACK BOMBAY MAXY YES this is mostly a refrence to all the times David picks Max up like he's weightless GOD HELP ME DAVID IS BEST DAD FUCK also one of David's dapples is shaped like a pine FUCK YES

Gwenvid Week - Day 3

Singing

Inspired by @zippybot’s post.

“Smile, goddammit — I’m fine. I- … I’m … fine.”

Gwen was no stranger to overhearing David’s smile exercises in the morning. She’d mostly just tuned it out, and he’d finally given up on trying to get her to join him in “starting the day with a positive attitude!”

The choked wet gasp of breath, the quiet muttered, “Pull yourself together, for pete’s sake” — those were new. And troubling. Gwen immediately redirected her path, ducking into their shared bathroom as quietly as possible.

He was hunched over the bathroom sink, one hand braced against the cheap oxidizing metal edge of the basin and the other covering his eyes. His shoulders were shaking. Everything was shaking. The sniffling half-strangled whimpers were louder in here, punctuated by murmured berations that were wobbly and filled with loathing and so completely not David.

“Stupid, stupid — !”

“David?” He jerked upright, swiping at his face with his sleeve and giving her a trembling smile that was about as convincing as their half-assed Science Camp. For a second they just looked at each other, him trying valiantly to look like he wasn’t having a breakdown in the middle of the bathroom and her trying to figure out what the fuck to do about it. Finally she just held out her arms with an awkward half-smile. “Want a hug?”

There was a split second of indecision on his face, where she could see his love of hugs warring with the fact that he knew she didn’t like them. But hell, she was offering … He was across the room in two long-legged steps, crushing her to his chest and burying his face in her hair with a sob. His grip was suffocating, as usual, but for once it didn’t feel like he was trying to break her in half to suffuse joy into her like osmosis.

This time, she felt like the only thing keeping David standing.

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new survey time. what Main Thing did you project onto your ocs. lay your heart out on the table in front of me i wanna see

REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.

magic system where “dark magic” and “light magic” are literal terms - dark magic consumes photons, making an area around the spell visibly darker, sometimes to an Extreme extent, and light magic releases photons.

because of this most dark mages tend to work in very brightly-lit areas (either artificial light or outside in the daytime) to fuel their spells and wear and use lightly coloured clothes and tools so that they’re easier to see in the dimness their spells create, whereas light mages wear heavy, sometimes leaden robes (depending on the work being done) and the magical equivalent of welding masks to protect themselves from what can be an extreme amount of light, and sometimes other kinds of electromagnet radiation!

needless to say this is incredibly confusing for anyone unfamiliar with the culture

I loved this movie so here’s a meme I cobbled together

important

Have you ever thought “Man, I feel impossibly shitty and I don’t know why”?

Run through this checklist before you do anything else.

What have I eaten in the last 24 hours? Is it enough? If not, go and eat some food, you butt.

Am I hydrated? If not, put some fluids in your body, fool.

Have I slept an acceptable amount in the last 24 hours and preceeding few days? If not, do your utmost to have a nap. You need a reset, bro.

Have I been outside/partaken in whatever form of exercise I am capable of? You’re stagnating, homie.

Have I communicated with anyone? At all? About anything? In the last 24 hours? Sup, you’re not actually a lone wolf, and even if you’re just shouting BUTTLUMPS at someone over the intertubes, it’s better than shouting it at yourself inside your own head.

So basically: eat, drink, sleep, walk, and talk. If you still feel like emotional ass after that, start looking for more involved explanations.