Barbie (2023) ✦ Dir. Greta Gerwig

not only does fluttershy smoke weed, the first time she did was at a party one of the other ponies brought her to. she was passed the bong and weakly said “oh… sorry. i don’t smoke, i’ll cough and it’ll be really embarrassing.”

other ponies are like “nah you can do it! we won’t laugh!” and then she was like “ohh… okay…” and then just took the fattest bong rip, held it for 3 seconds, exhaled. everyone is in shock. she then does a weak little not-even cough and goes “ohh… i knew it… and now you’re all staring at me :(” and runs away

Mei is 1000% strong enough to catch her almost a foot taller bf ok I don’t make the rules I just enforce them <3

https://youtu.be/XXW-02tp8wI

me and my girlfriend were talking abt the funniest possible ladynoir reveal scenario. we agreed unanimously on “wedding day”

go watch Barbie

Cows reaction when they see grass after being shut down indoors for 6 months. 

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Can I request some Blind David art! I was reading fics about it and it's now my favorite AU!

im so sorry this took so long anon! Thank you for the request ilu and ya’ll need to check out @inthelittlegenny ‘s beautiful blind au fan fics!!!

beautiful scenes from the last two chapters. sHOUT OUT TO YA BOI JASPER

Ive had this huge image of David wearing and rocking women’s sunglasses and max being his ugly unsupportive self

sh we all know he’s just jelly

did

did you think i’d keep it fluff?Imagine how great terrible it’d be if David had nightmares about the event that got him blind and relives the pain / feels phantom pain from the dream and sometimes wakes up clawing at his face and wailing and Max has to too often help David calm down and hold him back from injuring himself 

;3c just a thought

I mean.....

what really got to me about the barbie movie is how the movie is really about how there is still a little girl inside all of us, and when you walk around the movie theater and see all these grown women dressed in pink and visibly excited, it's a reminder of that. but moreso, it's how your mother is a little girl too. and that all comes together in the end when barbie meets her creator. barbie was made so ruth's daughter could be anything she wanted to be, and she named her after her. in the end when ruth helps barbie become human, she is her mother. and when in the end barbie introduces herself as barbara, she is her daugher again. you can be anything, but being human and mortal and imperfect is the greatest gift of all.