“It’s Literally Impossible To Be A Woman.

“It’s literally impossible to be a woman.

You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow, we're always doing it wrong?

You have to be thin, but not too thin, and you can never say you wanna be thin. You have to say you wanna be healthy, but also, you have to BE THIN.

You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass.

You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean.

You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas.

You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time.

You have to be a career woman, but also, always be looking out for other people.

You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is INSANE, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining!

You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood, but ALWAYS STAND OUT and ALWAYS BE GRATEFUL. But never forget that the system is rigged, so find a way to acknowledge that but ALSO, always be grateful!

You have to never get old. Never be rude. Never show off. Never be selfish. Never fall down. Never fail. Never show fear. Never get OUT OF LINE. It's too hard! It's too contradictory, and nobody gives you a medal or says 'thank you!' And it turns out, in fact, that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also, everything is your fault.

I'm just so tired of watching myself, and every single other woman tie herself into knots, so that people will like us.

And if all of that, is also true for a doll just representing a woman, then I don't even know." -Gloria the barbie movie

this is it. this is exactly it oh my god.

I have a teeny tiny AU idea

This say you was kind of a 1950s/ship vs ship au.

So it involves Jasper, David, and Daniel. So all of them are teens in high school.

David enjoys babysitting for families in his neighborhood. (The kids he babysits her the kids are the campers)

Jasper is David’s close friend who is a nice and sweet guy. He’s has the BIGGEST crush on David since they were young.

And then you got Daniel. In this au Daniel is your classic 1950s High school bad boy. He’s always up to something not good. If he’s not up to something bad he’s probably planning something bad. So Daniel tries flirting up David all the time. Always trying to get him to go on a date with him or something. David finds him kinda cute but always rejects his offer for a date.

So basically it’s your basic ‘May the best man get the girl/guy’ story.

PS sorry I’ve been posting here so much. :(

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Blind AU Notes - https://vivi-senpaii.tumblr.com/post/163358241096/blind-david-au (still figuring out kinks on the Sacrafice-boom-juice thing ) - David’s hair is droopy ‘cus its really hard to style it up when you can’t see yourself in the mirror (once he came out looking like Elvis, Max won’t let him live it down)

Amnesia AU - https://vivi-senpaii.tumblr.com/post/164732776851/were-doin-this (DETAILS NOT MINE - Was inspired by a post from sunlightisforplants ! But what I came up with : - Max has a bad day, and so he runs away from camp. Gwen and David didn’t notice until late into the night, and by then a huge fuckin storm was brewing. David Volunteers to go out looking for him while Gwen takes care of the kids - Its morning, and Gwen starts to get worried, but then Max pops into the cafeteria acting like nothing happened. Gwen is pissed with him and tells him off, then asks him where David is. Max had revealed he had come back on his own. That he hadn’t seen David since before he ran off. - Full scale search for the red-head bby - Max and Gwen eventually find him at the bottom of a cliff (the same cliff Jasper fell from coughcough) and discover he’s a bit banged up but not dead. He’s unconscious for long enough to Gwen to call 911, but after she finishes David wakes up - Woop-di-doo amnesia - The doctors tell David that the best way to recover his memories is to stay where he is, a.k.a camp, where he has the most memories - (in this AU, David is an orphan/foster kid so he has no family that can take care of him, which is why he is staying in Camp with Gwen) - Davey and Max start off rough but bond over how sucky adults are when it comes to being nice to them (i.e family troubles) - Gwen has to take care of TWO little bastards now - Davey, not that he is an adult, also LOVES to drink. He often sneaks out of camp to go to the town bar (he also loves to drive) - He is a lightweight so he passes out very quickly / gets drunk very quickly - Max often hitches a ride in order to help Davey back to camp when he’s fucked up Stolen Identity AU - https://vivi-senpaii.tumblr.com/post/164697016136/do-you-know-how-easy-itd-be-to-dye-blonde-hair?is_related_post=1#notes Just as it sounds like! - Daniel recovers from his poisoning and decides to take vengeance on Camp Camp for thwarting him. - He kidnaps David ratther easily ‘cus our boy is a dummy dumb and locks him in a cellar in the words idk its remote no one finds it - Daniel’s uses hair dye and green contact lenses, as well as stealing David’s neck-shirt (because he is just a dick plain and simple) and, with great ass acting skills, goes to camp camp and act like nothing’s happening. - Very good actor, no one notices for a long time - except for Max, of course - Daniel starts off planning to poison all the kids and put the blame on David, but before he can Max confront’s him. Daniel is super pissed but deides to roll with it and uses David’s location/health as blackmail for the poor kid - Daniel changes his plan to just make everyone as miserable as possible, crushing everyone’s dreams with subtle comments and insults here and there (and of course they will mean a lot to these kids because it’s David saying all those mean things) - But eventually, Daniel finds himself...actually ...enjoying Camp camp...the way the kids look up to him, treat him like a friend, care and play and tease him. There are rough patches, but the affections between everyone is just too good to give up - So Daniel’s plan changes and he simply decides he’ll just be David from now one - Max is very much furious about it - David, all the while, is locked in the cellar, often times going without food and water because a) Counselor work is tiring and Daniel forgets and B) Daniel is just a dick - Also, in order to make sure David doesn’t escape on his own, Daniel gives him food and water laced with rat poison to keep him constantly sick

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