Ok Guys Help

“Welcome to being dead.”

—that dog in All Dogs Go To Heaven

i want to have more ghost friends, but a lot of times they’re just problematic.

i’m like, hey, let’s hang out!

and they’re like

let’s take over the fucking planet

like, no dude we’re not gonna do that

i’d say my vibe is

kinda gay but not really

like when you know, it’s obvious

but i could also not be gay

y’know?

Yknow what, assuming ghosts are real, and i died and became a ghost, i’d be pretty fucking pissed. I was promised nonexistence after death and yet the mortal coil hangs even that above my head. No more thinking or worrying, just eternal rest. Ripped away from me. Like. How fucking dare you?

Blue sea snail  (Chromodoris willanii), a shell-less marine gastropod mollusk.It is most common in the seas of various islands of Indonesia. You can also find them near the shores of Philippines. Chromodoris Wilani is a sponge eater. They feed on Semitaspongia groups of sponges.

my teacher

constantly swears in classic lit novel titles and idk whether to be offended by this onslaught of culture or impressed he actually remembers them

thanks to the guy–who sounds suspiciously like Ponytail from my previous posts–who decided last night would be a good time to pick a fight with me

my bruised ribs :) thank you :) so do :) my :) eyebags :)

seriously dude, no one likes your ponytail and stop calling my your son

do you know what’s really sad?

my sister is definitely the smartest person in my family and she has like

two brain cells :/