“You Came To The Wrong Minecraft Server, Bitch.”

when your bully tries to shove you in a locker but you finger gun and say “nah” before walking away

i cant believe that actually worked

my teacher

constantly swears in classic lit novel titles and idk whether to be offended by this onslaught of culture or impressed he actually remembers them

200 IQ meme

“Chicken soup for the soul! What is going on here?!

—My english teacher

before every 8am class

shoutout

to my mom who could carry me and find her way through the woods when i was fourteen

i want to have more ghost friends, but a lot of times they’re just problematic.

i’m like, hey, let’s hang out!

and they’re like

let’s take over the fucking planet

like, no dude we’re not gonna do that

five hours of sleep in two days let’s goooooooooo

to bed

edit: BRO I WOKE UP TO LIKE A HUNDRED LIKES SKSKS U GUYS R SO LOVELY XXX