so
if drinking milk helps strengthen your bones, and skeletons are MADE of bones, but have no throat not stomach to consume milk, then would it be logical to assume skeletons just have milk baths?
i want to have more ghost friends, but a lot of times they’re just problematic.
i’m like, hey, let’s hang out!
and they’re like
let’s take over the fucking planet
like, no dude we’re not gonna do that
NASA created retro travel posters for different locations in our solar system in hopes of inspiring young people to imagine a future where common space travel is a possibility.
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Ya MCM said ew when you told him you were on your period. He’s 27.
constantly swears in classic lit novel titles and idk whether to be offended by this onslaught of culture or impressed he actually remembers them
that ako-taco moment when you sister tutors your bully
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When Rockstar first released Grand Theft Auto, they actually paid reviewers to negatively review the game in order to keep it controversial, and therefore popular. They targeted right wing news papers to ensure moral outrage and drive the game to success.
someone: are you a dog or cat person?
me: i mean i found a dead dog once
them: no that’s not—
me: it followed me home and now it shows up from time to time so...
them: what the fuck
i want to be a demon of minor inconveniences. none of that scary murder shit. just making people wonder why the fuck there’s toilet rolls over all their slim-enough candles