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So I just watch half of The Princess Bride in class, and if you don't want me to ruin it for you, stop reading.

They look like siblings.

I'M SORRY😭 Blonde people being in relationships just icks me. How are you comfortable kissing another blonde person who looks like you?? Like c'mon Buttercup, Westley looks like your biological brother. Or a cousin, AT LEAST✋️ What were the directors and/or writers thinking? Like, don't get me wrong, the half of the movie that I've watched so far is great. Story, perfection👌 BUT THEY LOOK LIKE SIBLINGS. It popped into my head while watching it and I ruined it for myself🥲 Anyways...😝 Thanks for listening to my (probably) unreasonable crashout☺️🤭

SIBLINGS^

EVEN THEIR EYE COLOUR IS SIMILAR😭✋️

I DESPERATELY NEED SOMEONE TO WRITE A FIC WHERE ALL THE BATBOYS RELIGIOUSLY CALL BATMAN A BOOMER.

For example;

Tim: *On his phone, actively ignoring Bruce*

Bruce: Back in my day, we didn't have phones. None of this fancy technology and gadgets.

Tim: *Not giving a single fuck* okay, boomer.

Bruce: *Eye twitch*

Alfred: *Appearing in the corner* is your eye acting up again, Master Bruce? Would you like me to fetch your glasses?

Tim: *Cackling on the floor* glasses!? You really are old!!

Bruce: *Head in hands.*

Please & thank chu☺️😚

Also- I know pretty much nothing abt the DC world, so Idk if this is how the characters would act. SUE ME🙄

Part FOUR of the (maybe series) where Jayce makes/finds a cure for Viktor's leg. If you wanna know what exactly is wrong with Viktor's leg, go to part two. Honourable mention before we ride this emotional roller-coaster; (Pre Jesus-Viktor)

—Viktor's leg had completely corrected itself by now. This meant no more pains, no more aches, no more cane. Overall, Viktor was happy. And so was Jayce—

Viktor: *Standing confidently without his cane as he explains his calculations on the chalkboard to Jayce.*

Viktor: So, taking into account the fact you are an expert in metal work, you can make this part. Correct?

Jayce: Mhm.

Viktor: *Not noticing his stare again, too entranced in explaining his idea to Jayce* Great. I will work on the more... mathematical and scientific aspect of things.

Jayce: Mhm.

Viktor: *Points to something on the chalkboard* Do you think you could make this also? Is it possible to make it spin?

Jayce: Mhm.

Viktor: And-... are you even listening Jayce?

Jayce: Mhm.

Viktor: *Testing him* are penguins are green?

Jayce: *Blindly agreeing* mhm.

Viktor: *Deadpans* Jayce is stupid.

Jayce: Mhm... yup...

Viktor: What a horrible friend.

Jayce: Friend!? I thought we were more??

Viktor: So that's what got your attention?

Viktor: *Muttering* unbelievable🙄

Jayce: I was listening the whole time.

Viktor: You confimed penguins are green. I doubt you were listening all that much.

Jayce: *Blushing* I- well... shut up.

Viktor: Ableist.

Jayce: YOU'RE NOT EVEN DISABLED ANYMORE!😭

Viktor: I still have the cane.

Jayce: But you don't use it!

Viktor: It serves other purposes.

Jayce: *Sass evident* like what?

Viktor: *Bonks him on the head with his cane that he had resting on the wall nearby.*

Jayce: Ouch! You- you-... meanie.

Viktor: *Gasps and falls over.*

Jayce: What? What!?

Viktor: *Dramatically places a hand over his head* I think your words have reversed the cure. I can feel my leg turning again!

Jayce: What!? How!? I-... I didn't mean to, I swear! I can make another cure! I'm sorry...

Viktor: *Smacks the back of Jayce's head* you are the dumbest smart person I know, Jayce.

Jayce: *Frowning as Viktor gets up* you joke a lot for someone as small as yourself.

Viktor: *Suspicious* what does that mean?

Jayce: *Gets up and grabs viktor princess-style, lifting him into the air.*

Viktor: *Shocked* Put. Me. Down.

Jayce: Hmm... no.

Viktor: *Mumbles* I'm gonna hate this...

Viktor: *Yells* Mel!! Meeeeeel! Jayce has gone psychotic!

Jayce: ...wot?😧

♡Mel♡: *Opening the lab doors* Viktor?

♡Mel♡: *Seeing Jayce holding up Viktor in the air* Jayce Talis!

Jayce: *Immediately sets Viktor down* he was being mean...

♡Mel♡: *Walking in as Viktor scurries off smugly* so you hold him in the air like that!? What has gotten into you, Jayce?

Jayce: I was just being silly...

♡Mel♡: *Over it.*

Lmk if this should be a series bec I really don't have anymore ideas :)

Also- If I'm using a term wrong or offensively (such as 'ableist') pls inform me. I don't want to be rude and/or offend anybody🥲☺️

Pt.3 of Jayce making a cure for Viktor's leg. I'm tired already😭✋️ As always; (Pre Jesus-Viktor)

—Viktor's leg had been slowly correcting itself over time, along with his chronic pains and aches. It took a while to get used to, but it was amazing—

—Jayce seemed especially happy seeing Viktor walk around without his cane—

Viktor: *Walking around the lab, cane in hand but not using it.*

Jayce: *Watching with a loving gaze.*

Viktor: I know you are staring, Jayce.

Jayce: So? It's just so nice seeing you walk around without your cane.

Viktor: Are you saying I'm more aesthetically pleasing to look at when I'm not hobbling around with my cane?

Jayce: *Almost falls off his chair* No! No, no! Gods no!

Viktor: *Raises an amused eyebrow, pretending to be offended* Really, Jayce... I am disappointed.

Jayce: Hey- hey, no, no. You know I didn't mean it like that, Viktor!

Viktor: You are simply lying to get out of trouble.

Jayce: Nuh uh! I'm just happy to see you walking!!

Viktor: *Suppresses a snicker* you didn't like when I was using my cane?

Jayce: *Actually falls off his chair, close to fainting* noo○°º...

Viktor: I am joking, Jayce.

Jayce: *Laying on the floor, pancake and/or starfish style.*

Viktor: Get up Jayce. At this point, I am better at standing than you.

Jayce: *Groans* You are-... urgh!

Viktor: I am what, Jayce? What is it I am?

Jayce: No- Viktor...

Viktor: Was it something rude? Am I not good enough for you? Was my recovery too slow?

Jayce: Come on, Viktor. You're smart and amazing and- and- awesome! You're great!

Viktor: Mhm.

♡Mel♡: *Creaks open lab door to find viktor standing without a cane and Jayce sprawled out on the floor.*

—She wasnt aware of the cure Jayce made for Viktor, (cause she avoids him and only talks to Jayce😂)—

♡Mel♡: Am I... am I interrupting something?

Jayce: Mel! Oh, Mel... Viktor is being mean to me!

Viktor: *Shrugs as he hobbles off.*

♡Mel♡: *Slowly closes the door again, heavily judging the both of them* I shall return later.

Jayce: No, please!

Viktor: *Ominously in the corner* You'll never escape, Jayce. You ableist.

Jayce: *Screeching atp* I'M NOT ABLEIST!!😭

Viktor: Are too. You created a cure for me because you though something was wrong with me.

Jayce: I just wanted to make your life easier!!

Viktor: Lies.

Continuation of the Au where Jayce finds a cure for Viktor. (Pre Jesus-Viktor)

—The effects didn't happen as fast as they both would've liked, especially Jayce, surprisingly. It took about a week for results to start appearing—

Viktor: *Walking into the lab where Jayce was scribbling on the chalkboard* I am in less pain today, Jayce. And look, my leg is starting to turn. Back to where it is supposed to be!

Jayce: *Spinning around and almost tripping in his haste* really? The cure must be working!

Viktor: *Waddles over* I still need my cane, but I no longer have to lean on it much.

Jayce: *Grins* that's great! I-... I mean, that's just amazing, Viktor.

Viktor: *Grins back* I know it is Jayce. Thank you.

Jayce: Thank you? For what?

Viktor: *Visible confusion* the cure...

Jayce: *Realisation* Oh, yeah! You're welcome.

Viktor: *Chuckles as he shakes his head, sitting down on a nearby spinny and/or rolling chair.*

Viktor: *Holds out cane, waiting for Jayce to take it.*

Jayce: *Grabs the cane and holds it like a good (boy) lab partner.*

Viktor: What calculations have you been working on, Jayce?

Jayce: Oh, well, there was this first one which was really hard. I think it was 34 × 17 or something and- *etc*

Viktor: Jayce...

Jayce: *Keeps rambling*

Viktor: Jayce.

Jayce: *Oblivious*

Viktor: Jayce!!

—Yes, this is a reference to that scene with Jinx & Silco. (Yk the scene where he's like: "Jinx!😡" and she's like, "That's mee!!☺️") And yes, I know its not the exact same, stfu🙄—

Jayce: *Flinches* what?

Viktor: I meant have you made any breakthroughs concerning Hextech. Not your maths abilities.

Jayce: Oh. No.

Viktor: *Groans*

Jayce: Maths is hard, okay!?

Viktor: Right.

Jayce: It is!!

Viktor: *Hides his smirk with a hand* it's what?

Jayce: It's hard!

Viktor: *Smirks as he looks at Jayce with a mischievous looking gaze.*

Jayce: *Innocently confused.*

Jayce: Viktor, why are yo-... oh my gosh...

Viktor: That, my dear friend Jayce... is what she said.

There might be another part where I make a timeskip to when Viktor's leg is fully healed, but I'll see how I feel about it.

Also here's Viktor's leg condition for y'all who are interested but too lazy to search it😚:

Au where Jayce manages to find and/or make a cure for Viktor's leg, and he no longer has to use his cane. (Pre Jesus-Viktor)

Viktor: *Peacefully working in the lab, enjoying the serenity.*

Jayce: *Runs in panting & out of breath* VIKTOR!! VIKTOR- HAHA!

Viktor: *Visibly startled* what is it you are so... fired up about, Jayce?

Jayce: *Giddy* I did it, Viktor. I did it!

Viktor: *Exasperated already* did what, exactly?

Jayce: I made a cure! For- for you! You, Viktor!!

Viktor: *Unconvinced, but somewhat hopeful* Uh huh.

Jayce: *Overwhelmed with excitement* I ran all the calculations, I tested everything... i-it should work!

Viktor: *A little more curious now* alright, give it here.

Jayce: *Hands over vial of neon green liquid.*

Viktor: Jayce-... Green? Neon green? Really?

Jayce: *Almost on top of Viktor at this point* it works I swear.

Viktor: Alrighty then... do I drink it?

Jayce: *Nodding enthusiastically*

Viktor: *Apprehensively holds the vial to his lips, sipping it cautiously.*

Viktor: It is...

Jayce: *If he had a tail, it would be wagging rn* Yah??

Viktor: *Grimaces* disgusting. What did you put in this?

Jayce: *Frowns dramatically* love.

Viktor: *Rolls his eyes* your love isn't very tasty, Jayce.

Jayce: *Offended noises*

Viktor: *Drinks the rest* let us hope this works then.

Pt.2 later, I'm tired😃

I forced them to love eachother☺️❤️

Jayce: Viktor, please! You cannot keep working like this.

Viktor: I can do what I like, Jayce.

Jayce: *Sighs* At least take a break... we can go get lunch.

Viktor: I lost my cane.

Jayce: It's right next to you.

Viktor: I'm not hungry.

Jayce: You haven't eaten in 24 hours.

Viktor: *Huffs* what do you care!? I need to finish a couple more calculations.

Jayce: I care about you a lot, Viktor. You're my partner.

Viktor: *Clearly unconvinced* do you? Truly, Jayce? What else are we but lab partners?

Jayce: Friends.

Viktor: Friends?

Jayce: ...

Jayce: *A long, nervous pause* well, I want us to be lovers... but I'm not sure how you feel about that. *mumbles*

Viktor: *Eyes wide* lovers...

Jayce: *Looks up at Viktor with hopeful, teary eyes* I love you, Viktor.

Viktor: I... you really love me?

Jayce: I love you. I'd love you to the ends of the earth if it meant you'd love me back... I love you so much it physically hurts...

Viktor: *Stands up, hugging Jayce tightly* I love you too, Jayce...

THIS FANDOM IS A PRISON, I JUST WANT THEM TO OPENLY LOVE EACHOTHER😫😭

*Starman (David Bowie😩❤️) playing on a phonograph in the lab.*

Viktor: *Working on a calculation.*

Jayce: *Creaks open door to see Viktor tapping his foot and nodding along with the music.*

Jayce: I didn't know you liked this sort of music...

Viktor: *Almost jumps out of his skin, raising his cane to attack whoever spoke.*

Viktor: *Sets cane down* Oh. It is just you, Jayce...

Jayce: *Walks into the lab, also bobbing his head along to the song* It is I.

Viktor: I just like the song, is all.

Jayce: *Sarcastically* Alright.

Jayce: *Gets hit on the back with Viktor's cane, yelping* Ow-wuh!

Viktor: *Smirks* I'll send you flying into space next time.

Jayce: *Goes to retort, but pauses* I bet you'd be a Starman in another life...

Viktor: *Confused.*

Viktor: *Smiles knowingly* I hope so, Jayce. I hope so...

Little thing I came up w/ in the middle of the night😚

Viktor: I'm so sorry, Jayce... *sniffles*... can you ever forgive me for hurting you?

Jayce: *Smiles weakly, voice shaky and hoarse* Of course Viktor... I still love you as much as before.

Viktor: Even after I accidentally stabbed you?

Jayce: *Chuckles weakly* Well, wouldn't you forgive me if I did that to you?

Viktor: *Long silence* ...No.

Jayce: *Voice suddenly clearer than the light of day* No!?

Viktor: ehhh... yes. I wouldn't not forgive you for such a thing.

Jayce: *Hacks out a cough* Why not!?

Viktor: *shrugs with a godly—ha—amount of sass* Because.