GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE ANAKSNDHDHSNANAKDMDMDN

[OC] “Wrath”

I lowkey feel like a weirdo just reading and interacting with your posts without actually sending anything in the ask box LMAO

So here I am, to rant about pretty (not so) little twinks to my favorite writer

Everyone headcannons Hanma to be sadistic, and while I can definitely see that based on the way he acts and fights, I personally headcannon him to be a hardcore masochist who just tries to hide it by saying he's a sadist. Like this man doesn't dodge powerful punches and kicks from Mikey or Draken, no, no, he blocks them with his own body instead. His whole thing is always getting back up after tanking heavy hits like a monster. But he also very regularly eggs people on. He taunts and maims people to get them to fight him. He does this, every. Single. Fight.

So how does this translate into the bedroom? Well of course, his lanky ass wants nothing more than to get on your nerves. He wants to see how far he can push you, if he can make you genuinely mad. He wants to be the biggest little shit he possibly can until you have no choice but to punish him for it. And this boy can take a lot. Spanking? No problem. Choking? Yes please. Cbt? Why the hell not? Putting him into a borderline painful full nelson while relentless pounding into his prostate at mach jesus? He'd love every second, even if it renders him damn near bedridden for the next three days. Hell, we've seen how Hanma fights, you could probably beat the shit out of him or try to kill him and he'd pop a stiffy.

I feel like he might have a humiliation kink too. Like- shame this man for being so kinky and mock him for being pathetic. You could call him your little bitch and spit in his mouth and he'd just grin in response. And he's not really the type to break easily either. Even as you have him clutching the sheets, trembling, tears rolling down his cheeks, barely even able to stay conscious, he'd still talk shit and try to aggravate you. That carries into every day couple life too, just in a more minor way. He likes to play pranks on you, poke and prod you both literally and metaphorically. He's also almost definitely smart, I mean- Kisaki hates dumb people, and he hangs out with Hanma. That just means that Hanma will start the dumbest, prettiest arguments, and win purely by technicality. He's a total smartass. Of course, Hanma wouldn't say or do anything to actually hurt you, he's just be annoying and a nusience on purpose because he finds it entertaining to piss people off. It's alright, there's an easy fix. Just fuck hin so dumb he can't talk, so hard that he just passed out in your arms straight after.

Moral of the story, Hanma is a freaky little masochist, and the world's most annoying little asshole (affectionate)

~Neon

(Ajdksj no need to worry! I accept lurkers of all sorts — including lurkers who don't interact at all, and instead silently read my works <3

I do appreciate things like this too though, thank you! I love hearing y'all's thoughts and ideas!)

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THIS is canon, as far as I'm concerned. He's such a painslut, it's not even funny. I definitely agree that Shuji will do his best to annoy you, that's just his favorite past time :P

I recently learned that getting punched in the gut (or just, in general) is a kink/fetish, so I think we can safely assume that Shuji would be into that too. I know that wrestling is also a sexual thing for some people. Just tossing that out there. Pin that tall boy in a painful position and hammer your cock into him, he'll love it!

Forget play fighting, he's the kind of guy who'd want to actually fight you until he's spitting up blood. Rasping a snarky remark even as his knuckles are busted, and his ribs ache from your heavy hits. Just normal couple things~

I also just thought about a "softer" moment: Cuddling with Shuji and pressing on the bruises you left on him. He winces as your thumb presses down on the large purple area on his arm, your other hand combing through his hair. This kind of pain is the kind that makes his whole body tremble, and he easily becomes addicted to it <3

Little Mitsuya x Ran hcs

SOME MANGA SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!

It's a known fact Mitsuya somewhat idolized the Haitani brothers when he was younger, and I like to imagine that after the events of the Kanto Manji fight, they sort of became friends. (Which for context, happened in 2008 where Mitsuya was 18 and Ran was 21) In the fight between Hakkai, Mitsuya, and the Haitani brothers, Mitsuya winds up fighting Ran alone. We all know Ran is a cheeky little bitch, and he almost definitely started teasing Mitsuya a bit either during or after the fight. I mean, Mitsuya did say he used to look up to the Haitani's right in front of them. And Ran is confirmed to come across as very flirtatious whether he means to or not.

So Ran was probably teasing Mitsuya about having a kiddie crush on him, and probably came off as pretty flirtatious when he did so. I can see Ran and Mitsuya bantering between each other incredibly easily, it's something that would flow pretty naturally between them. I'd say they started out as friends, then became this sort of friends with benefits relationship. I can see both of them being switches, with Mitsuya being more of the service type and Ran being both pretty kinky and a total pillow princess. I mean c'mon, all this man does is sleep, of course he'd want Mitsuya to do all te work, which works out because Mitsuya's goal is to please him.

And that brings me to another point, Ran needs his naps all the time, and Mitsuya is a busy guy and somewhat of a workaholic. Which is two bad traits, that mix together pretty alright. Mitsuya can work while Ran is either asleep in their room, or Ran can nap in Mitsuya's lap or his studio. And when Ran's awake and Mitsuya's not working, they can spend time together. A relationship between them would definitely be a little silly. A lot of playful banter, and a lot, a LOT of cuddling and nap times together. Of course, they still have their arguments. Mitsuya wishes Ran would be more productive, and Ran wishes Mitsuya would let loose every once in a while. Plus Mitsuya is big on communication and open honesty, whereas Ran really couldn't care less, and most the time just says he's 'too tired' or 'can't deal with this right now' whenever Mitsuya tries to have a serious talk with him.

All in all though, they work pretty well together. An odd pair, but they love each other and that's what matters at the end of the day. Rindou and Mitsuya actually get along pretty well, and they talk about both fashion and music pretty frequently, though Mitsuya is quite open about his distaste for Rindou's drinking habits. Hakkai on the other hand, just kind of learns to deal with the Haitani's for Mitsuya's sake. He's not the biggest fan of them, but if Ran makes his Taka-chan happy, then so be it. However if Ran ever hurts Mitsuya in any way, Hakkai is more than ready to throw hands. Same thing goes for Rindou if Mitsuya ever somehow hurt Ran.

y'all ever have a bad day and decide to just drink hot cocoa and get high until everything hurts less and you forget how much you hate yourself? Lmao that's me rn, but no worries, I do my best writing in a poor mental state.

Also, I'm procrastinating on it, but fret not @sanzu-02, I am working on your request. It'll get done sometime between now and the inevitable heat death of the universe, idk when, but it'll happen. (In all seriousness, most likely in the next week or two)

Aight that's it from me for a sec, peace ✌️

Karma x cat-like reader? I'm talking like someone who's not fast to trust but is clingy asf with the people they like. Or like reader who is constantly sleeping and somehow always on top of their game when it comes to assassination or academics?

I think I would melt. Currently on my hands and knees.🧎‍♂️🙇

He would get along well with a cat like s/o. When meeting for the first time he would adapt his tone to real you in, making sure to be calm and inviting while also giving you breadcrumbs of trust.

He can and will wait however long it takes, at first to manipulate you but the more he learns about you through yourself and others, the more he abandons his first task, instead falling for you slowly.

He lives for physical affection but like you he will take a while to open up and trust you enough to do so. He loves just laying with you, while he plays video games, watches a movie or just resting. He will run his hand up and down your back, the back of your head and kiss your head.

Will be okay with affection in public for the most part because it shows that you are subordinate to him, whether or not that’s the case, he just likes people thinking he’s in control, but it could also help if he’s feeling particularly angry and needs some comfort.

He doesn’t mind that you sleep all day, especially if you’re still keeping up with studies, but he’s a very active guy so he’d buy you a plush and a jumper, put his cologne on it just so that he’s still with you even when you’re not.

He doesn’t say it but he’s incredibly impressed with how well you do in school, he looks up to you quite a bit, and he’ll even ask you how you do it because it could help him have more free time too.

Honestly a great pair and cuddles are always nice, especially when both parties (secretly or not) love to snuggle. Oh, and if you want to crawl into his lap while he’s studying he’s more than happy to let you.

something that’s been bouncing around in my head lately is Ran with consensual somnophilia… how have i not seen anyone talk about this before?? 😭 this man has slept for 24 HOURS STRAIGHT before!!!! he’s so perfect for that and you just know he’d be down for it too

This!!! He's the perfect candidate for somno!

While Ran is snoring and bundled up in the sheets, you slide into the bed, cuddling him from behind. You're just in one of those moods, and since your beautiful man said that you can touch and fuck him while he's still asleep, you take him up on that.

Maybe you'll start out by feeling him up — sliding your hands underneath his shirt to feel the rise and fall of his chest, and hear his heartbeat as he sleeps peacefully. The touching gradually escalates to squeezing his hips, thighs, and even his ass, kissing his neck all the while. Ran is definitely still asleep, but by this point he's moving a bit and sighing as you touch him.

This eventually leads to sleepy sex while he's left moaning in his sleep, his cock completely hard while you jerk him off under the blanket pile. Whether he gets to cum or not is up to you. It could be fun to edge him in his sleep, keeping him nice and hard until he finally wakes up and begs for that release~

Boys, you know what must be done. I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THIS SUNGLE POST HAS CURED MY WRITERS BLOCK.

Au where SBI are heroes and Tommy becomes a villain to spend time with them

Explanation:

Basically Phil, Wilbur, and Techno are all superheroes, the best ones in the city, but because they're so busy saving lives all the time they accidentally start to neglect their youngest, Tommy. So Tommy realizes that the only way to see his family is when they're at work.

The problem is that Phil, Techno, and Wilbur don't want to let tommy become a hero since they don't want him to get hurt

So Tommy becomes a villain instead

Turns out he's a bit too good at being a villain, because his family can never catch him.

Cue his family neglecting Tommy more, but spending more time trying to catch this new villain who just seems to know exactly how to outsmart them.

Tommy realizes that he can be himself around his family when he's the villain, loud laugh, funny jokes that annoy them.. all without the tension and guilt that all of them seem to have around him. So Tommy stops bothering to try and spend time with his family as a civilian, after all, all he needs to do is blow up an entire building and his family will come.

👍

some freaky gabes

bonus: my very first concepts of v1 and gabe gijinkas... these were made in 2024 😁