How Can You Be A Wolverine Fan And Not Also Be A Multishipper? That Man Is A WHORE

A bond like that makes you believe there are only two of you on the planet.

Peter: Alex you have nice hands

Alex: uh … thanks Peter

Peter: they’d look better wrapped aroun-

Charles: thE BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE! AMENz

me reading smut and calculating in my head the positions the characters are in

TONY: Stephen and I--

PETER: Are getting married?

STEPHEN: No, we--

HARLEY, PULLING OUT A GIANT BINDER: Sit down. We've planned out the entire thing.

me when i serve cunt even drinking water

"hey stevie.....yeah, the mission went fine- a few hiccups but everyone's in one piece- mhmm yeah- i'll see you soon- love you"

everyone heading to tumblr as soon as they get the “error 503” message from ao3