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Zoro would eat a Carolina reaper whole just to flirt with one up Sanji

No wonder Moonwater work so well as friends. Regulus is the type of person to call you a piece of shit, and Remus will elaborate on exactly why you're a piece of shit.

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Had a vision thought y’all would enjoy it

zoro being misogynistic towards sanji is very much hysterical

you catch my drift????

Regulus (whispering to Remus): Good job on the test today.

Remus (whispering back): Thanks shorty. Why are we whispering?

Regulus (still whispering): I want Sirius to think we're conspiring against him. Please look at him when you reply.

Remus (looking at Sirius): Messing with my boyfriend? Fun .

Regulus (also looking at Sirius): I'm glad you agree.

Sirius, sweating in fear: What are they talking about?

James, who overheard them but doesn't want to ruin their fun: Stabbing

theyre rly good for my art block

Regulus:"James is missing,do you happen to know where he or sirius is?"

Remus:"How would I know? Do you think I have them microchipped or something?"

Regulus:"well,do you?"

Remus:"Yeah,hang on"

Every time i see blonde guy quotes I think of Zoro saying them about Sanji lmao