I’m A Weak Man

I started therapy today and I get into how my parents died and he says, “let me guess, great devourer?”

He was right but he didn’t HAVE to say it

Dark matter from s2 ninjago is literally so pretty… i would eat this shit right up… the forbidden yoghurt? Probably tastes like blackberry… Literally one of the things i remembered most from my first watch of ninjago before rewatching it again, even kid me agrees that this shit would taste heavenly… just look at it… sigh… turning into an evil brainless zombie would be a small price to pay to get a lick of that.

Happy holidays, Ninjago fandom!

Here's a little present for you all: the 2024 Ninjago Calendar has now been officially released!

This year we tried a different format so please do let us know your thoughts on it 👀

And, as usual, you can check out the downloadable files here

And also be sure to check out the AO3 collection with the fics for the 2024 calendar!

Thank you so much to all contributors this year! Please be sure to check out their socials and support them!

(see below for contributors on tumblr!)

Cover art: @kumamooko

Jan: @namelysane (fic), @astatine-17 (art)

Feb: @vylad-makes-art & @the-duke-of-kansas (fic), @rottedsoulx (art)

Mar: @crystallizabethine & @roximiscellaneous---artstuffs (fic), @nin-jay-go (art)

Apr: @nalascat (fic), @themaroonlightning (art)

May: @xanketori (fic), @fruitnoot (art)

Jun: @netbug009 (fic), @greenbean-4ever (art)

Jul: @unknownsigils (fic), @starwhipnspin (art)

Aug: @legonerd (fic), @nutellabit (art)

Oct: @fandomsareforlife (fic), @colesstar (art)

Nov: @ravenrambles6229 (fic), @glitcheejelly (art)

Dec: @theodoratheshorty (fic), @ratsarecute4 (art)

Hellspawn au

You know how in the darkly's episode in s2 its implied that lloyd knows how to do needle work and stuff?

You know how clothes for little/baby girls can be annoying?(smaller than boys clothes of the same size, words printed on can be disturbing, always tight, always glittery frilly or pink, bikinis for small girls, pink tax. Youknow all that shit)

So what if lloyd was done with this and started making hellspawn clothes on his own? I think it would be so cute!!!!

YES, AND IT IS CUTE!

And Lloyd once dressed her in his old black hoodie when he found it, even though it was obviously too big. She ended up wearing it again when she got a little older.

Does hellspawn make new friends at school?

Do they go on cute misadventures together?

So far, the idea is that she'll be friends with a boy named Luke, and they'll cause a lot of shenanigans as she ages...and give Lloyd some well-deserved heart attacks (Kai's laughing about karma right now)

One time she and Luke basically just snuck off during a field trip to the zoo and they freed a baby elephant, which made its mother go vicious mode — to this day, Nya is still wondering how the heck did they even do this. I mean...to be fair it isn't as bad as her father releasing tribes of snake people but...really? I can't have even ONE rational person in this family?

And at first when she joined her class, there were a few kids that pointed a lot at her red eyes and found them creepy. Well...Lloyd actually showed them red eyes when he found out and basically just showed them a younger pic of himself to tell them that yeah, the Green Ninja they idolized used to have red eyes too so it doesn't mean that she's the spawn of Satan who eats children for lunch. ( "cries as I remember that she is still called hellspawn" )

Chapters: 6/32 Fandom: LEGO Ninjago Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Lloyd Garmadon & Lord Garmadon, Lord Garmadon & Sensei Wu (Ninjago), Cole & Lloyd Garmadon & Kai & Nya & Jay Walker & Zane, Nya/Jay Walker, P.I.X.A.L./Zane (Ninjago), Kai/Skylor (Ninjago) Characters: Lloyd Garmadon, Lord Garmadon (Ninjago), Sensei Wu (Ninjago), Kai (Ninjago), Nya (Ninjago), Jay Walker, Cole (Ninjago), Zane (Ninjago), P.I.X.A.L. (Ninjago), Misako (Ninjago), First Spinjitzu Master (Ninjago), (mentioned), Skylor (Ninjago), The Serpentine (Ninjago), Wu's demon bird of a chicken Additional Tags: Lloyd Garmadon Needs a Hug, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Humor, Age Regression/De-Aging, Father-Son Relationship, actually it's an awkward father-son relationship relationship but whatever, Brotherly Angst, i wrote this cause i missed Garmadon, lego please bring him back, Adopted Sibling Relationship, Team as Family, rated teen for cursing, Cross-Posted on FanFiction.Net Summary:

After the events of S11, the ninja are back to being whole once more. With Zane once again himself and Aspheera having been locked away, they're ready more than ever for whatever that'll come next.

...but to be fair, being ready for THIS was impossible.

Please, how were they even supposed to know that a teenage Lord Garmadon would end up at the monastery?

Currently rewatching Ninjago after a few years (last season I watched was season two I think, and i'm about to start watching the skybound season, excited for this one, people say it's really good) and the headcanons that have been popping in my head are killing me

So i'll be talking about that here

First of all

- Jaya

- I forgot how cute they were-just UGh🥰

- My little headcanon here is that whenever they hold hands Nya's hair stands on end, like when you're about to be struck by lightning

- Also-

- When they kissed for the first time Jay was so nervous he accidentally gave Nya a small shock through the kiss

- (he's still embarrassed, Nya thought it was a pretty memorable kiss)

- Kai

- Whenever he's angry smoke quite literally comes out of his ears, sometimes his nose (a few times smoke comes out of his mouth)

WARNING: IMPLIED SMOKING (NOT REALLY)

(everyone thought he was smoking and staged an intervetion, the realization of what was actually happening had everyone sheepish)

- he also gets heatwaves around him (tho those can happen at any time [like after traning] not just when he's mad)

- Zane

- everyone knows when he's stressed because their breaths start fogging up if his in the room and things start to get a layer of frost over them, sometimes freezing things completely

- knows all the memes, just doesn't know how to use them properly (he gets it eventually, Jay, Lloyd and Nya helped him)

Jay: "Zane!! Hello me get to the third floor"

Zane: *grabs Jay and throws him upward* "YEET!"

Jay: "NOT WHAT I MEANT!!"

- Nya

- her favorite thing to do is control the water pressure of the shower on her unsuspecting victims

- You either get a slow trickle of water, or get clobbered out of the shower

- uses her powers to spray any of the other ninja when they're about to do something stupid

Zane: *about to jump in front of danger without any regards for his own safety*

Nya: "Bad Zane! Bad Zane!" *sprays water on his face*

- Cole

- one time he was really sick and his powers were out of control so whenever he sneezed there would be a small earthquake

- whenever Jay or Nya need to lift something heavy for their inventions they get Cole to do it

- Jay

- whenever he's nervous the lights, and any other electronic equipment near him, flash and malfunction

- when the other ninja's touch him their hair gets fuzzy (and with titanium Zane his eyes start flashing a bit because of the electricity)

- Lloyd

- don't wake him up harshly unless you want to end up getting blasted through a wall, ceiling, or the floor

- sugar addict (will fist fight Cole for a slice of cake)

- makes and wears bracelets that are inspiredby his friends/family

I have some more but i'll leave it here and continue later😅😅

You know your an old Ninjago fan when you remember...

When the original 4 ninja had to use the golden weapons to use their elements

When Nya was "just Kai's sister"

Thought Lloyd was just the silly villian of the week

When finding out Zane is a nindroid was a big twist

When everyone thought Kai was going to be the green ninja

⬆and Lloyd being the green ninja was a major twist

When you thought Zane's death was permanent

When the serpentine were villains

Jaya wasn't canon

When Wu went by "Sensei" instead of "Master"

When Cole did the Triple Tiger Sashay for the first time

When the Overload was their toughest enemy

Zane's funny switch

When Lloyd had a bowl cut

When Garmadon wasn't a deadbeat dad

Reblog with your favorite early season moment

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨

5 Songs I Like To Listen To

- For Your Entertainment by Adam Lambert.

- Don't Blame Me by Taylor Swift

- Monster by Beth Crowley

- Right Round by Flo Rida, Ke$ha

- I Can't Lose It All by Make Me Feel Like